if you don't like to eat Indian ...

... well, maybe this might change your mind.

storms are brewing

while she's at it, shouldn't she take the porn industry to task as well? or at least get some money out of it?

wow, some people just watched the Blair Witch Project recently.

Vista lovers, rejoice!

you have just been stabbed in the back.

Sigh...

Im tired of shaking a fist at Al Gore and his Nobel Prize, but I just can't help it. The fucking Nobel Prize!!

Earlier this year, predictions were rife that the North Pole could melt entirely in 2008. Instead, the Arctic ice saw a substantial recovery. Bill Chapman, a researcher with the UIUC's Arctic Center, tells DailyTech this was due in part to colder temperatures in the region. Chapman says wind patterns have also been weaker this year. Strong winds can slow ice formation as well as forcing ice into warmer waters where it will melt.

What happens now to all those poor polar bears stranded in rapidly shrinking ice floes so vividly portrayed in news stories of the imminent end of Planet Earth?

(For the record, I do think we -- that especially means you, Yanks -- are using up resources frivolously and haphazardly, but if it's causing anything, it's causing poverty and terrorism, not global warming.)

You know the drill...

When Black Friday comes
La la laaaa la laaa

And to illustrate the absurdity of the bailouts of the banks and car companies

I give you the irrepressible Larry Flynt:

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

hmmm ... duh.

why do science types lack common sense? ah, because they need to learn the cold, hard facts supported by evidence. sheeesh.

Work it!

When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Get ill on the floor
When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road

In which Grifter gives up his romantic ideas about living in the Big Apple...

... and starts scouting for houses in the 'burbs before the City eats his brains.

Now scientists have begun to examine how the city affects the brain, and the results are chastening. Just being in an urban environment, they have found, impairs our basic mental processes. After spending a few minutes on a crowded city street, the brain is less able to hold things in memory, and suffers from reduced self-control. While it's long been recognized that city life is exhausting -- that's why Picasso left Paris -- this new research suggests that cities actually dull our thinking, sometimes dramatically so.

But then again, it may be too late.

Sing it with me!

When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road

moral lesson: just buy the tickets for yourself!

the many. the stoned.

we do NOT need these dumbasses in the military!

i know where TB is spending the next long weekend.

smashing pumpkins is old. click here to see what's new.

Irony, thy name is... Blagojevich

It's not like rain on your wedding day.

Think of a state that could use a little refresher course on ethics in government. There's a good chance a certain state whose governor allegedly tried to sell a U.S. Senate seat comes to mind.

And as it turns out, Illinois is set to hold just such an ethics course for state workers this Wednesday.

Avengers movie leaked

how can she slap? how can she slap!!!

Google domination is at hand.

Hunter Thompson motivates you for 2009

Steve Jobs did it!

should we be surprised? hmmmm.

When Black Friday comes

When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road

you mean there were smart ones?

stupidest G.I.Joe vehicles ever

the Lord made him do it!

uh-oh. Oprah's gonna spank somebodyyyyyyyyyyyy!

bet you want a trainer like dis.

seriously.

wow. they are asking to be gunned down by anonymous parties.

thundercats hoes

starring brad pitt, van diesel, and hugh jackman!

WTF!!!!

WAT DA PAK!!!!!

just stay alive, period.

you don't have to watch it in theaters, dumbass.

"well, Santa said I could get this for Christmas!!!"

a movie in the making

another option for TB to consider for 2009. then you can fall in love with the donor. tears and drama ensue.

well, finally!

because people should shut up when watching movies. well done, sir. well done.

Jack Sparrowson for President!

unchained parody

so, what are the chances that majority of their perverts didn't have breakfast either?

young at heart

what?! they don't pay that good in their granny porn industry anymore?

well, he wasn't nice!

Cannibals!!

Seems Whitey needs to change their diet to be on the menu....

pfsh. just ask Logan.

immunity schmunity

screw the immunity; at the least, deport the fuckers. if i were Obama, i'd keep the wiretapping and waterboarding policies intact for these specific cases.

ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! kill!!!!!! part 2

that's it; i'm burning my Chewbacca costume and Han Solo vest and Vader lightsaber.

nyahahaha! you're no longer hip!

"We're so big and popular that we don't need a trade show full of Apple-worshiping losers to advertise our products."

get that, LOSERS??

Transformers 2: Mac vs. PC

thriller!

no problem; he's gonna resurrect himself as a zombie.

you hores!

Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Kill!!

"Bail us out!"

Banks that are getting taxpayer bailouts awarded their top executives nearly $1.6 billion in salaries, bonuses, and other benefits in the calendar year 2007, an Associated Press analysis reveals.

The rewards came even at banks where poor results last year foretold the economic crisis that sent them to Washington for a government rescue. Some trimmed their executive compensation due to lagging bank performance, but still forked over multimillion-dollar executive pay packages.

the very last thing you'll see

house of pain

dare you even ask this question? we need all that attitude when we start conquering other planets and other alien races!

you overestimate man

he doesn't need help; he does that by himself.

Porn saves lives

This is SFW, I assure you. Just dont follow the links.

No, the Natural High performers have sex with impoverished local Africans on film. The director gave about $11,000 to a Kenyan charity, distributed some corn and free T-shirts to the locals in the area and then — reportedly — gathered up a few local men to have sex on tape with their performers in scenes that totally don't rely on stereotypes at all, as you can see.

Japan, you are indeed parody proof. But you do have a big heart.

"Re-e-eeevenvenge!," cried Squeekles the mouse

Payback's a bitch, Socks.

Mice may be responsible for a blaze that killed nearly 100 cats at an animal shelter near the Canadian city of Toronto, officials say.

The case of the incredible exploding corpse

Here's what happened: A man is killed after a loud explosion blew the roof of a house off. There was a thunderstorm going on at the time so everyone assumes he was hit by lightning. He was then cremated, but as he was being placed in the cremation oven, he frigging explodes.

Mug Shots of the Year

the simple emoticon

if Dubya starred in "The Matrix"

Youre not helping either

I think grammar Nazis are annoying, but this is so basic, man.

Barack Obama's newly selected education secretary may need to visit a grammarian before he takes on the American education system.

Here's the sentence. See if you can find what's wrong with it.

He gave my sister and I the opportunity to start a great school in the South side of Chicago..."

Answer's in the article linked above.

Politically correct... supermarket

We dont care ma'am. We can't make a birthday cake for your 3-yr old. It's not PC.

The Holland Township couple has picked those names and the oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turns 3 today.

Dont kill me! Take the money and... what?

Did you say, 'egg beater'?

Investigators say Thompson held the knife against the victim's neck and demanded the egg beater. It was found in Thompson's back left pocket when the men were arrested outside the home.

Kama Sutra

With a lot of rust. Possible NSFW, but no humans, or anything alive, is involved in the video.

let's restart the Cold War

create your own goddamned movie industry, comrade.

but i was asleep, your Honor!

Again, uh-oh

But what do you care, eh? He's a lot better looking and actually speaks English.

That’s just the tip of the iceberg. If we look at the list of contributors to Obama’s presidential campaign, we can see that he is, for all intents and purposes, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Lehman Bros., not to mention J.P. Morgan, Citibank, real-estate holding companies, and a veritable Who’s Who of the sub-prime mortgage lenders who are now being bailed out at a cost to the taxpayers—so far—of $700 billion.

Penguins? Pandas? Pfsh!

Now this is what YouTube should be about.

maybe they don't know what Earth looks like too?

party animal

were those Florsheims?

Eh?

Next time you want to defend the president elect, just shut up. Youre not helping!

President-elect Barack Obama has never been close to Mr. Blagojevich. He has aligned with the Daley division of the fractured Democratic machine...

they should be proud instead.

only in NY

america, fuck ya!

piss be with you

shitty kids these days

dancing is Satan's tool

WoWoWeeeee

the only way our WOW aficionado will convince TB to play WOW

90% of YouTube vids are made up of these

And you thought it was just a conspiracy theory

Ladies and germs, the mainstreaming of the New World Order has begun.

But – the third point – a change in the political atmosphere suggests that “global governance” could come much sooner than that. The financial crisis and climate change are pushing national governments towards global solutions, even in countries such as China and the US that are traditionally fierce guardians of national sovereignty.

Oh, and speaking of climate change...

The chorus of skeptical scientific voices grow louder in 2008 as a steady stream of peer-reviewed studies, analyses, real world data and inconvenient developments challenged the UN and former Vice President Al Gore's claims that the "science is settled" and there is a "consensus."

It's global warming!

Head for the hills!! I mean, the tropics!!

Falling snowflakes glimmered in streetlights, so wide that they billowed to the ground like parachutes, and so tantalizing that even awestruck adults reached out their hands or stuck out their tongues to catch one.

By Wednesday evening, the flakes were big enough to hold their shape for a moment on the street before melting into the pavement, and a dusting had collected on parked cars in some parts of town.

New York? Chicago? Minneapolis? Noop.

The flurries tied a record for Houston's earliest snowfall ever and warmed the hearts of winter weather lovers who have pined for snow since it last made an appearance on Christmas Eve 2004.

et tu, Joe?

because they're idiots.

cherish those memories

especially that night where you didn't bring protection.

hmmm ... really?

"... can't cope with complicated society ..." ... is this why their written software code sucks? just asking.

you know Cheech is egging Obama on this one

can you take me higher

even Google knows who the worst band in the world is

its in his name

but does he really need that money?

it will happen

stay healthy, TB.

I dont even have a worthy post title for this one

It's parody-proof.

A young woman in southern China has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss, local media reports.

We are in a war, gentlemen

A war against terror. And we will not let those nuns and pacifists undermine the freedom we all enjoy. God bless America!

Among those labeled as terrorists: two Catholic nuns, a former Democratic congressional candidate, a lifelong pacifist and a registered lobbyist. One suspect's file warned that she was "involved in puppet making and allows anarchists to utilize her property for meetings."

Puppet-making! Why those terrorists will stop at nothing, won't they? Our freedoms are in peril, gentlemen. Dear God... Puppets!! God help us.

Yeah, why should the Medellin cartel have all perks?

Scientists want in on the lucrative drug trade.

"We should welcome new methods of improving our brain function," and doing it with pills is no more morally objectionable than eating right or getting a good night's sleep, these experts wrote in an opinion piece published online Sunday by the journal Nature.

Right. So why are illegal drugs, well, illegal? If you decriminalize drugs like cannabis, or cocaine, or opium, or LSD, they wouldnt be so expensive. Businessmen wouldnt have to bribe officials, provide for means to evade arrest, buy arms and maintain cadres of goons that would jack up costs and raise prices. People wouldnt have to commit crimes to obtain them because theyll be cheaper. Drugs would probably be made safer because businessmen dont want their customers to, you know, die and not be able to buy their products anymore. Drugs like nicotine and alcohol are readily available despite the fact that they kill thousands every year.

Arthritis on your hands? No worries.

Now you too can shoot people who annoy you.

The Palm Pistol is an ergonomically innovative single shot double action only defensive firearm chambered in 9mm that may be fired using either hand without regard to orientation of the stock. Suited for home defense, concealed carry or as a backup gun. It is also ideal for seniors, disabled or others who may have limited strength or manual dexterity.

Eee-e-e-eeeevil!!

Being in the throes of death is no excuse for not showing up in court. Pay up!

Nineteen-year-old Ciara Sauro has pancreatitis and because she needs an islet cell transplant, she’s hospitalized every week, a situation resulting in a huge accumulation of medical bills.

Now, “Because she didn’t defend herself against a copyright lawsuit, a federal judge in Pittsburgh ruled she’s a music pirate, and that could cost the Sauros almost $8,000 in fines,” says Pittsburg news channel WTAE.com.

the perils of eliminating sex

the private lives of toys

Black Friday cometh

When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road

hey, can i see your iPod?

take that, Michael Jackson

perfect! a place where i can sell my old Beatles MP3s.

brings new meaning to the term 'sex pistol'

See? It's safe!

Our ancestors apparently were potheads and it didnt wipe them out. So it's safe. If it werent, we wouldnt be around, would we?

Nearly two pounds of still-green plant material found in a 2,700-year-old grave in the Gobi Desert has just been identified as the world's oldest marijuana stash, according to a paper in the latest issue of the Journal of Experimental Botany.

not that i have one, mind you

10 things we've learned from the X-Box headset

cloning works!

that's not Paula Deen; she died a long time ago.

would you? TB would.

29 more, and he'll have a company.