Reps Vs Dems, Round 353974247462792

its been barely two days, and the mud has been flying around hard and fast.

they forgot ... "Sniper in CoD4"

mac upgrade

with friends like these ...

you suck!

when you have a teenager

America the 3rd

this is for time bandit.

Even CNBC’s Cramer, a capitalist if there ever was one, now says that the American stock market is so rigged that the average person needs to get out NOW.


oh, wait, he's not average. silly me.

i guess he couldn't afford those Wanted fellas

have bra, will miss flight

if this was Alessandra Ambrosio, she wouldn't have missed her flight

best billboard ever

you think they'd let this slide?

she wasn't fired; she's just not ... alive anymore.

the King is clever

PUTARagis!

i challenge you

what can YOU offer??

sister act.

classy!

cut!

how many have you seen?

how do i call an airstrike on these people?

you judge

these people have. LOL

secret of staying young

kids stuffed

want to beat 20 children in a fight? read on.

forget about Phelps; let's see more of this!

chicken! you know you can't beat TDK this year!

faking videos made even easier

Using Photographs to Enhance Videos of a Static Scene from pro on Vimeo.

TDK: Ages 9 and below

FAFF YOU!!!

Triumph over SDCC

what's your status?

i am an Olympic champion!

br00tal!

i like the "let's have a sip of coffee first" sequence

no bono

seeing that i haven't lined their pockets for awhile ... screw you, i say. i'll give you my money once you eradicate starvation in Africa, deal?

yeehaw!

do y'all feel lucky? i shore do, punk! and that's Principal Bush to ya!

have u done this before? admit it!

not!

not an Olympian, not an Olympic sport, not safe for work.

Yeti found!

"No, I'm Peter Parker!!!"

the set-up for Spiderman 4.

in case you didn't know.

take that, Kim Jong ILL

America, according to NuYawkas

riddle me this!

update: the other face of Lara

phonies

yes, for all the advancement in cell phone technology, some humans haven't evolved yet.

maybe you're better off not an Olympian eh?

click only on an empty stomach.

maybe you're still lucky with your job eh?

i want my money back!

maybe the whole grand opening was just CGI!?!?

but of course, someone must kill your parents first.

good idea

let's implement this in the workplace!

but on the other hand, it will make your lazy coworkers be a lot more unproductive. fire 'em, i say!

(back to work, grifter ...)

its not too late to start, or start again.

the new face of Lara

you know you're gonna tune in ...

... after reading this

before they repossess his car ...

dead salty balls

i place the blame on the Scientologists

what's a splinterhead?

truly a promised land

challenge of the super-duper friends

Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | More Video Clips

hey, she's rich and you're not.

pot goes the world

Cheech: hey! i resent that remark, ese!

realpolitik

Morgan the Free

so now we know: he's not God, and he screws around just like the rest of us

speedy recovery, sir!

the China you didn't see

A woman and her ass

Yahoo news reports that in Acapulco, a woman fought off a lion with a machete. The report said that the woman thought the 500-pound lion was going after her niece but it went after her ass instead.

Moral: Never mess with a woman's ass.

i'm just a few dollars short!

they already took it out??

that will be the last straw. revolution!!!

no, i can't seem to make a joke here.

what to do with your (RRoD'd) XBox

O-perah

i challenge you to fix the world. i mean it. if you can't or won't, eat all that money and die.

don't make me angry

RUBBISH! this is like saying, "those who are stable and happy don't listen to music." or maybe an elitist view: classical music isn't listed there - does that mean those who do listen to Bach have no character flaws or hang-ups? EFF YOU, psychiatrists! i'm taking out my balisong right now! its got your name on it!

somebody just watched a bootleg copy of The Da Vinci Code.

somebody took Borat too seriously.

cars and girls

Why bother?

A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he's too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs.

He's 5'7" and weighs 267 pounds. Why bother executing him? He's going to die of a massive coronary anyway.

there goeth my geek cred.

A thousand years has come and gone...

... and we havent changed. We still love dirty jokes.

Try to answer this riddle from the 10th century: What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before?

Pampers

It seems that our pals in the Nothing blog, Grif, TB, and the Dude, wouldnt mind British prisons very much.

Prisoners across the country are being supplied with computer games consoles costing thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money.

The Prison Service has spent £221,726 on PlayStation, Xbox and Nintendo systems and software to keep jailed criminals entertained. Ministers have previously admitted spending only £10,000 on the machines.

GTL

WeGame.com - Grand Theft Auto 4 Videos

i like!

wait ... "awarness?"

life imitates art.

one more reason why i don't like Jersey

oh well. time bandit should not spend too much time playing Xbox. hit the Jersey Shore, dammit! there, all your dreams will come true.

bring on the A-Team!

WTF!!!

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutation!

babes of the SDCC

charity? pfsh.

still can't get enough money eh?

The world hasnt changed, has it?

A bit of Fry and Laurie.

A bit of Fry and Laurie - There ain't but one way

Keep in mind that this was aired over 10 years ago, and we're still faced with the same issues today.

Sports make you health

Good idea.

Earlier this week it emerged that the 16,000 competitors staying in the
Beijing village will be able to purchase a wide variety of soft pornography,
including erotic books featuring provocative pictures of naked women with
titles such as "Drawing book for the Nude".