We all know petroleum is made from fossilized organic material that has been cooking under tremendous heat and pressure in the earth for millions of years, right? Well scientists have discovered that Titan, one of Saturn's moons, may have hydrocarbons that surpass even the earth's reserves. Now either that means there were dinosaurs or some other living creatures on Titan millions of years ago, or the whole fossil-fuel theory is crap.
In the White House, Bush is thinking of ways to blame the next terrorist attack on aliens from Titan.
"Sir, there arent any terrorists on Titan."
"That's what they want you to think. If you believe there arent terrrists in Titan, then the terrrists have already won. If youre not with me, youre against me."
In the White House, Bush is thinking of ways to blame the next terrorist attack on aliens from Titan.
"Sir, there arent any terrorists on Titan."
"That's what they want you to think. If you believe there arent terrrists in Titan, then the terrrists have already won. If youre not with me, youre against me."
4 comments:
No SUV's either!
but there were earlier theories that the earth is actually full of natural gas, and the oil is sort of just the tip of the err, oil well. Some folks are trying to drill through the crust near the poles to prove this might be the case. If i remember right something to do with "the Siljan Ring"
How dare you deny the Truth about the gospel of anthropogenic Global Warming as espoused by Saint Albert, DJB? Is Exxon Mobile funding you, too? :-D
how much to transport my two Hummers and H3 over to Titan? paging Sir Richard Branson.
1 million clams to fly in space.
go ask russian space agency... dosvedanja..
no wait. i'm waiting for the Weyland-Yutani group to get things going.
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