Thursday, February 07, 2008

Kung Pow, Fat Shit

Happy new year. Try this. It's your Chinese Horoscope online.

Here's what it says about my day today:

Male Earth is your Fame star. This is a period about your fame. Since you tend to expose yourself much more than usual, you will be more judgmental toward people than before. Only good fame will bring you fortune. The events on this day are related to creativity, expression, art, skill, literature, hobbies, talking, food and entertainment. Tiger is your Parent star. This is a period for knowledge. You will spend time with your mentors or elders to learn something from them. Your wealth might decrease because of the expense in the learning cycle. You will care more about your health. The events on this day are related to moving, unstable, lonely, hardworking, religion, creativity, pause, unleash, mystery and strength.

Something related to your reputation might happen during this time. You can express yourself pretty well to the public and gain a good reputation during this cycle. But later, your reputation may suffer do to peoples jealousy. Hopefully, you won’t get sick because of the negative news. Therefore, you need to carefully deal with people not on your side. This will help your money luck for the coming cycle. The sign related to your money is not strong. There is no good short term money investment during this cycle. Generally, the luck on this day to you is fair. The concise prediction for this day is "Fame comes, then goes."

Tiger from this day has a fighting relationship with an animal in birth chart. That means something might bother you a little bit during this during. The aspect is same to the monthly cycle, so find more information is in the monthly cycle.

2 comments:

grifter said...

was this written by our friends in South China? Tiger is your Parent Star. Tiger is Wood.

Jego said...

That's how I know it's authentic.

"That means something might bother you a little bit during this during. The aspect is same to the monthly cycle, so find more information is in the monthly cycle."

Now if that doesnt sound like one of those documents they send us...