Thursday, December 27, 2007

There is an upside to Paris

Hilton, that is. Word is, Barron Hilton, patriarch of the Hilton family, has been so embarrassed by his granddaughter's antics, that he decided to give 97% of his fortune to charity on his passing. To clean up the family name, no doubt.

I believe future beneficiaries of Hilton's philanthropy owe Paris a debt of gratitude. And no, you dont have to boink her to show your appreciation.

3 comments:

Tintin said...

that's not going to affect her. she's still got 3%, that's $86 million.

grifter said...

she'll be done with that by ... shit, 2010. anybody want to kill her before the calendar changes???

Malicious Intent said...

Paris, Paris, Paris....I don't think she would even notice if you killed her.