night of the dead

i knew it. New Jersey residents are sickos.

TURN THE DAMN THING OFF!!!

you don't know the power of the Dark Side

well, check your audio!

well, cancel my reservations then. bah!

Now he tells me...

... after Ive thrown away the turntable.

One more thing vinyl has over CDs? The larger size helps you appreciate the album artwork more.

PS3 you can afford

Time's top 25 horror movies

i ordered this for your Halloween party

products from hell

BAFTA game awards

sorry, no awards for Playstation 3.

can't wait for Bioshock 2.

horror movie guide for gamers

politician of the year.

Ken joins Team America (NSFW)

drive your own car, dammit!

for our zombie-killer friend

Don't try googling Chuck Norris?

You don't believe me? Try it, tough guy. It was nice knowing you.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Please, stop! HAHAHAHA... I can't take any more of this.. HAHAHA... my stomach hurts. HAHAHA-fuckin'-HA!

Blackout — a collection of well-produced, thoroughly enjoyable dance songs — may just put this once-celebrated pop star back on top.

creepy!

more news about your gay mentor!

The Puppetmaster is at work

With your tax dollars.

The U.S. has been arming, training, funding and coordinating security with known terrorists, including much of the senior leadership of the most active Palestinian terrorist organization, charges a new book.

HAHAHAHA!!!

Excuse me but... HAHA-fucking-HA!!

Scientists a step closer to steering hurricanes

So says a breathless headline from UK's Telegraph newspaper. The science nerds say they can steer hurricanes away from major cities. Nice. Steer them into what? Minor cities? Look I think your enthusiasm is inspiring but a typhoon or hurricane is a very complex thing. Havent you heard of the Butterfly effect? You can't account for all aspects of a hurricane much less control it. Methinks youre confusing your computer models for real life.

But let's say the science is sound. You sprinkle tire dust on the hurricane and have orbiting satellites blast it with death rays from space to heat it up and weaken the hurricane. First of all, this death ray thing isnt cheap. Youll have to fund it using taxpayer money that can be better used elsewehere. Second of all, you think countries like China, or Russia, or some other aspiring superpower would say, 'Sure, go right ahead and place that microwave deathray machine in orbit'? Fat chance of that happening. The thing will lead to an arms race.

Not thought through, I must say. Entertaining, but it's bollocks.

Choke!!

After England's defeat at the hands of the Springbok's in the Rugby World Cup, they were desperate to have something to celebrate. Alas, Lewis Hamilton chokes. Raikkonen wins F1 title.

be glad you were not named ...

monkey shines

We are number one!! Numero Uno!!

gringo pansies..

bollocks.

your mentor is gay!

your brother germs

wow. too bad this can't be made into a Hollywood summer blockbuster ... or can it? or have they already?

an issue that keeps these nerds up at night, sweating bullets.

say, isn't this the plot of Die Hard 4?

Caught up in the Rapture

Kill em all NOW!

Didnt you see Terminator? We better destroy these muthfuckers now before it's too late!

Dick Tracy... Dick Tracy.. where are you?

Korea... the next japan?

tamada!!

I... am.... John..... Rambo.

Rambo comes back..

meh.

gays in the army will now carry especially designed guns.

perpetuate the ignominy

Transpormas

aliens discovered in the philippines!

Can you revoke a Nobel prize?

James Watson has always been an asshole. This shit proves it.

One of the world's most eminent scientists was embroiled in an
extraordinary row last night after he claimed that black people were
less intelligent than white people and the idea that "equal powers of
reason" were shared across racial groups was a delusion.

First of all, Jim, there are a lot of factors that determine intelligence. And there are different kinds of intelligence. The trouble with you scientists is that youre always trying to reduce the irreducible to what you think is the most basic component, in this case, the gene. What about poverty? Malnutrition? Corruption in governments such that not enough resources are spent on education? And what do you think about Asians? Are we inferior to you Westerners, too?

What a crock of pseudoscience.

perfecting the Coulter bitch

talking to bobbleheads may soon be a thing of the past.

its their party

and they'll watch what they want too.

my next PC!

all this to get into Harvard

Europe Spring Break..... WTF?

goddamn it.

super NSFW... watch on your own discretion.

not responsible if you get your arse fired .. ya wankers.

mein gott!!

peace in our time. not.

here's a thought ... Gore takes his gas-guzzling plane and flies it straight into Fox News HQ. howaboutdat???

the AXE effect

Tell em, Tony

Rachael Ray is evil.

“She's hugely influential, particularly with children. And she's endorsing Dunkin’ Donuts. It's like endorsing crack for kids.”

mickey mice

"my soda is better than your soda!"

great! now i can quit my job!

go where you wanna go

shop, you gadget freaks.

Walmart is a country

how assholes get shot

so we're in the right place, hwahahaha!

The iPod Nano is hot.

Hotter than you think.

master cheif celebrates his victory

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Say what??

An executive for a recording industry leader has told a court that consumers do not have the right to copy the music they purchase onto a PC as a backup.

Now this is the kind of statement that won't win you mega-corporations any fans. Sure I get it. We don't own the music we purchase. What we own is a license to play it. Yada yada yada. We get it. But to dictate to us how we play it, arent we being a tad dictatorial, Ms. Pariser? I bought the CD. I dont bring a CD player with me everywhere. I bring an iPod, or a laptop. And youre telling me I can't make a copy of the music I bought to play when and where I please? Screw you. It's lameass statements like that that drive us to stop buying your music. Aside from the fact that your music sucks.

one more reason to really hate the French

More blood for oil

And the beat goes on.

"They are funding the dictatorship," said Marco Simons, U.S. legal
director at EarthRights International, an environmental and human
rights group with offices in Thailand and Washington. "The oil and gas
companies have been one of the major industries keeping the regime in
power."

Want the latest Radiohead album for a pittance?

This is your lucky day.

Radiohead, one of the world's most influential rock bands, plans to sell its new album from its Web site as a digital download and let fans choose what they want to pay.

You can even pay nothing if you want. And it's all legal.

What? No jello?

It was skinny gals and cat claws across the pond when Kate Moss and
Sienna Miller came to blows after a recent London wedding, reports the
UK Sun.

Nice. And they chose somebody's wedding to stage their mano-a-mano. And what, pray tell, was the ruckus about?

“Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style,” one onlooker told the Sun.

Her what? How exactly do you steal someone's style? Do you break into their apartment and crack a safe somewhere? Is it intellectual property registered in some Office of Style Patents? But what the heck? Catfight!! Im up for that.

Interestingly, Sadie Frost, ex-wife of Sienna’s ex-boyfriend Jude Law,
jumped in the middle, demanding that the battling beauties grow some
decorum.

Awwww... Dont be such a spoilsport, Jude Law's ex-wife. Decorum be damned. Throw them in a mudpit and let them have at it!

let's move to Japan

we'll live in a box, but at least we are not at the mercy of greedy cable companies

the return of the king!

parents these days

from the frying pan to the fire (or something like that)


we all know they're going to turn out to be drug-addicted damaged kids anyway.

i guess even the great Jackie Chan is a $$$ whore