Obama arrested for pot possession!

Zombies Ahead....

I didnt do it.. honest!!

But I did see it though.. hohohoho

Ahhhhhhh!!!

Just AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-h-h-h-hhhhhh!!!

the Admiral Ackbar Show

Because it's greener

... than the electric chair.

(b) When the penalty of death is imposed, the punishment for a defendant convicted under RSA 630:1, I(g) shall be execution by firing squad. If execution by firing squad is to be carried out, the commissioner of the department of corrections or designee shall select a 5-person firing squad of peace officers. The commissioner or designee shall ensure that the method of judgment of death specified in the warrant is carried out at a secure correctional facility operated by the department at an hour determined by the department on the date specified in the warrant. Compensation for firing squad members shall be in an amount determined by the commissioner of the department of corrections.

lies, lies, lies!!!

too much entitlement begets kick in the face

because it was slightly less than a million dollars?

fuck you. and that's from someone who has not seen any semblance of a bonus, not even the first letter of the word, not even a whiff of one, since he's started working here. and to think that even a bonus would be taxed heavily anyway. yeah, fuck you too, government.

they try to make me go to rehab, i say, no, no, no!

anybody seen this?

What's not to love?

She's hot and she knows history. And she just laid the smackdown on Bill O'Reilly. Tell me: What's not to love?

“I want to clear some things up that have been bothering me lately,” Alba blogged on MySpace Celebrity. “Last week, Mr. Bill O'Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people... it's so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland.”

crash!

oh, you know they're keeping that $50M and trying to find other ways to spend it. Send in Delta Force, Obama - kill these bastards!!!

leave Christ out of this!

Pfsh!

Ho-effing-hum.

According to a simulation of planetary warming trends, failure to drastically cut greenhouse gas pollution within the next half century could choke Earth's oceans for the next 100,000 years.

How many times do we have to tell you? Your simulations are crap! You can't simulate a complicated thing like climate from a computer model and get accurate results. For the love of all that's holy, go out and gather real data. All this fear-mongering is just giving the government more 'reason' to take control of our lives.

Gloria-frigging-Arroyo has just appointed herself 'Environment Czar'! Holy crap!!

"The President is already head of the government. To appoint herself as chair of a body which mandates government agencies to fulfill what are already their responsibilities - and to put aside budget for that purpose -is absurd."

Who said that? No, not some oil company exec or some auto industry flunky. Greenpeace did! Grean-effing-peace! Mother of pearl!

"just look at it, Sir Richard!"

Google street view ... like a box of chocolates

check your closet! don't just open the door!

Something's in the water in Pittsburgh

21 ex-Steelers under 60 have died since 1996

Obama is ready...

... to kick your ass!

Dont say we didnt warn you.

A company that cares. Doesnt it warm the cockles of one's heart? Because theyre concerned with their customers' health, the Happy Egg Company contains a warning in each of their six-pack egg cartons:

Allergy advice: Contains egg.

BJ sucks!

I meant Billy Joel, potty-brain. This article reminds me of the discussion I had with the Grif a few years back over whether or not Billy Joel deserves his place in the rock n' roll Hall of Fame. Grif, a bona fide Joel fan put up a strong defense against my accusations that he is a derivative talent at best, but no one changed the other's mind. I still think Billy Joel sucks, and the Grif still lights candles to an altar made entirely of Billy Joel album covers.

And I think I've done it! I think I've identified the qualities in B.J.'s work that distinguish his badness from other kinds of badness: It exhibits unearned contempt. Both a self-righteous contempt for others and the self-approbation and self-congratulation that is contempt's backside, so to speak. Most frequently a contempt for the supposed phoniness or inauthenticity of other people as opposed to the rock-solid authenticity of our B.J.