If it smells like bullshit...

... it probably is.

It was among the juicier post-election recriminations: Fox News Channel quoted an unnamed McCain campaign figure as saying that Sarah Palin did not know that Africa was a continent.

Who would say such a thing? On Monday the answer popped up on a blog
and popped out of the mouth of David Shuster, an MSNBC anchor. “Turns
out it was Martin Eisenstadt, a McCain policy adviser, who has come
forward today to identify himself as the source of the leaks,” Mr.
Shuster said.

Trouble is, Martin Eisenstadt doesn’t exist. His blog does, but it’s a
put-on. The think tank where he is a senior fellow — the Harding
Institute for Freedom and Democracy — is just a Web site. The TV clips
of him on YouTube are fakes.

Fox News stands behind the story though. Hahahahaha!!!

i was only dreaming

The UK needs you!

Do your part to help the country that gave us the English language.

“The only countries that seem to have enough sperm are those that pay —
like the U.S. and Spain — or the countries that retain anonymity,” said
Allan Pacey, a member of the British Fertility Society that warned of
the shortage in the British Medical Journal.

so? girls do that all the time!

See? It IS a country!

Africa, that is. Chris Matthews said so.

Yeah, sue the sumbitch!

And while youre at it, sue America for eating Turkey during Thanksgiving without asking permission from your country.

In his lawsuit, Huseyin Kalkan, the
pro-Kurdish Democratic Society Party mayor of Batman, is accusing Nolan
and the studio of using the city’s name without permission.

“There is only one Batman in the world,” Kalkan said. “The American producers used the name of our city without informing us.”

don't be a dic!

well, if that happens, we'll join the resistance that never materialized during the Bush years.

the faces behind your fave cartoons

Jesus 40

40 depictions. time bandit has the 41st.

upgrade your Mac.

fly Ryanair!

The reason Obama won by a landslide?

Because he isnt George W. Bush. Duh.

President-elect Barack Obama is unlikely to radically overhaul
controversial Bush administration intelligence policies, advisers say,
an approach that is almost certain to create tension within the
Democratic Party.

Mr Gore, are you raising your hand?

holy crap! anybody wanna take them in?

bam!

no, of course they didn't buy those to shoot him. c'mon, guys!

i have no words.

in honor of Remembrance Day (in the UK)

Uh-oh

Change-dot-gov just, well, changed.

President-elect Barack Obama over the weekend scrubbed his transition
Web site, deleting most of what had been a massive agenda for his first
term that appears on his campaign's site.

Gone from Change.gov are the promises on how an Obama administration
would handle 25 agenda items — from Iraq and immigration to taxes and
urban policy — which the campaign first laid out on the Web site
www.BarackObama.com.

Welcome to the real world, Mr. Obama.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Yeah, Bond, why dont you work on these?

James Bond is out for revenge in the new film, Quantum of Solace,
opening in the United States on Nov. 14. But here in the real world,
the intelligence community is badly in need of a superspy to solve some
of its biggest conundrums. Here are five missions we’d love Agent 007
to tackle.

sci-fi movie, or figurative definition of the state?

Kim Kardashian is the next ...