Sunday, September 28, 2008

a message for Ryan Reynolds

and Alanis Morissette is here to remind you, of the mess you left when you went away, and it's not fair to deny her, of the cross that she bears that you gave to her, you, you oughta know.

ooppps.


in other related news, thousands of red-blooded males all over the world commit suicide when they heard about it.

4 comments:

Jego said...

He can't hold on to that Viking. He, he, he ought to know.

grifter said...

well, if he gets her preggers, that'll be it. it'll be downhill from there. say goodbye to this generation's Marilyn.

Jego said...

I thought Lohan is this generation's Marilyn. Nyaahahahahaa!!

grifter said...

yeah. Marilyn Manson.