Monday, March 31, 2008

Comes now...

... the impending death of civilization.
"It is anticipated that this danger has far broader public
health ramifications than asbestos and smoking, and directly
concerns all of us, particularly the younger generation, including
very young children," Dr Khurana said in a research paper published
on the website brain-surgery.us.

2 comments:

grifter said...

take note: he said "heavy phone use".

so if you started at age three, but limited yourself yourself to texting (at the cost of your vocabulary and grammar), you have greater chances not to get cancer.

Jego said...

Ahh but there is always the danger of second-hand text. More insidious I tells ya.