If you find yourself in desperate need of a bra, check your soap.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
$$$
Big Bad Yankee consumerism!
but on the other hand, it might yet solve tribal wars and genocide (ask the Muslims who live here).
but on the other hand, it might yet solve tribal wars and genocide (ask the Muslims who live here).
Why the fuck is this news?
according to this ABC dumbass reporter..
his last meal was grass.
WTF?
seriously.. it's just a frakkin horse.
"we love you, mr barbaro"
" my prayers are for you"
" get well soon, barbaro"
good grief.
his last meal was grass.
WTF?
seriously.. it's just a frakkin horse.
"we love you, mr barbaro"
" my prayers are for you"
" get well soon, barbaro"
good grief.
Monday, January 29, 2007
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Saturday, January 27, 2007
you know i'm fat
edrich? edrich, is that you??
no ... its the first infamous American Idol reject, still alive (and eating)!!
no ... its the first infamous American Idol reject, still alive (and eating)!!
Friday, January 26, 2007
booo!
part of CNN/Money's 101 Dumbest Moments (blogged previously)
10. Comcast
... or stay on the line and one of our representatives will wake from his drunken slumber to assist you.
During a routine service call in June, a Comcast cable repairman falls asleep on the couch of customer Brian Finkelstein.
Finkelstein's ensuing video, complete with soundtrack ("I Need Some Sleep," by the Eels) and commentary on the company's poor equipment, high prices, and lousy customer service, quickly becomes a viral hit on the Web.
Comcast apologizes and fires the nodding worker -- who was stuck on hold for more than an hour while calling in to the company for assistance.
note: time bandit's cable/internet provider is ... duhn-duhn-duhn!
10. Comcast
... or stay on the line and one of our representatives will wake from his drunken slumber to assist you.
During a routine service call in June, a Comcast cable repairman falls asleep on the couch of customer Brian Finkelstein.
Finkelstein's ensuing video, complete with soundtrack ("I Need Some Sleep," by the Eels) and commentary on the company's poor equipment, high prices, and lousy customer service, quickly becomes a viral hit on the Web.
Comcast apologizes and fires the nodding worker -- who was stuck on hold for more than an hour while calling in to the company for assistance.
note: time bandit's cable/internet provider is ... duhn-duhn-duhn!
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
A boon for wipers everywhere... and those who have to sit beside them
Anti-bacterial paper has finally arrived. Not for wiping your ass, not yet. But anyone can see what the next step is: toilet paper that kills germs. So youre not just smearing your poop all over your ass like spreading peanut butter on toast, but disinfecting it as well.
Monday, January 22, 2007
GW needs to see this
While Bush and his war party rack their brains over Iraq (protect America, get the oil, rein in the Iranians, etc), Army Captain Travis Patriquin has come up with a simple plan that just might work. Click on the link to his Powerpoint presentation here.
Capt. Patriquin was killed by a bomb last week.
Capt. Patriquin was killed by a bomb last week.
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Saturday, January 20, 2007
The Google
Many people laughed at George Bush when he added the definite article the to Google, saying 'The Google.' Seems like the Chief Exec knew something we didnt. Google wants the internet.
(By the way, GW was also laughed at by geeks when he said 'the internets.' Ha-ha yourself, GW says. Technically, there's more than one internet.)
(By the way, GW was also laughed at by geeks when he said 'the internets.' Ha-ha yourself, GW says. Technically, there's more than one internet.)
Friday, January 19, 2007
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Tech wars
Bring it, you low-tech, satellite ramming Commies!! We'll railgun your ass and sic our robot army on you.
It's on!!
Star Wars is upon us. Well not the Star Wars Star Wars. I mean war has finally come to outer space.
mental illness
like we don't have enough idiots in this world.
to be bombed and killed by idiots, is probably among the worst ways to die.
because you can't frakkin' fight back.
to be bombed and killed by idiots, is probably among the worst ways to die.
because you can't frakkin' fight back.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Take that, H5N1
Look's like Scott's Emulsion is poised for a comeback as cod enzyme has been found to kill bird flu.
From the Wikipedia article: "People who grew up in Asia and other parts of the world often have terrible childhood memories of being force-fed Scott's Emulsion (a popular brand of cod liver oil supplement) until the orange-flavoured version was released." For the record, I only have fond memories of Scott's emulsion because it tasted exactly like it should--like fish. The orange flavor version? C'mon, since when did cod taste like oranges?
(still not powered by Performancing despite the delete-old-then-add-again trick.)
From the Wikipedia article: "People who grew up in Asia and other parts of the world often have terrible childhood memories of being force-fed Scott's Emulsion (a popular brand of cod liver oil supplement) until the orange-flavoured version was released." For the record, I only have fond memories of Scott's emulsion because it tasted exactly like it should--like fish. The orange flavor version? C'mon, since when did cod taste like oranges?
(still not powered by Performancing despite the delete-old-then-add-again trick.)
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Monday, January 15, 2007
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Friday, January 12, 2007
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Right back atcha, punk!
Cisco sues Apple for using iPhone name.
Quick! Somebody register the name iToilet or iCanOpener, then sue some company's ass if they use it.
Quick! Somebody register the name iToilet or iCanOpener, then sue some company's ass if they use it.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
You think Austin was bad?
Thousands of birds die in Australia.
I think the Earth farted. After feeding off our junk, it's having a bout of geologic flatulence.
I think the Earth farted. After feeding off our junk, it's having a bout of geologic flatulence.
the Ipod Phone has landed
touch screen, pda, camera, media player, bluetooth..... hmmm
we have a winner here... maybe.
interesting concept.
$599 (ouch) with 2 year contract...
from the US Patent Office....
we have a winner here... maybe.
interesting concept.
$599 (ouch) with 2 year contract...
from the US Patent Office....
Monday, January 08, 2007
WTF
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/08/austin.birds.ap/index.html
congress avenue is one block away from colorado street... my office.. bastards!!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/08/ny.gas.odor.ap/index.html
dammit.
congress avenue is one block away from colorado street... my office.. bastards!!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/08/ny.gas.odor.ap/index.html
dammit.
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Secret plans?
If Israel's plan to nuke Iran's nuclear facilities are so secret, how come we know about it? This thing was deliberately leaked, you gullible, sensationalist media freaks.
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
and they still haven't found ...
if you're sick of the good ol' religion, here's an alternative.
or maybe you'd like to worship this?
or maybe you'd like to worship this?
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