Morgellons Disease

http://www.morgellons.org/casedef.html

itsh x-files shit or bioterror crap... other than that... there were 35 cases in Austin, Texas last June 2005... factor in some math gumbo, carry the 5.

and we have 2 million.

Litigate! Litigate!

Stick it to the man.

Teach these hypocrites a lesson!!

$$$

check your bills. this is cool.

Yeah! What he said!

Frassum-wassum, whiney, self-righteous Canucks.

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

on a roll, baby!!!

you drive me crazy!

see, the link in the post below is useful!!!

click-happy

More Ways to uh, ... Kill Time.


You know, when you're waiting for the client to call you back after you emailed him how stupid he was for doing this and that.

because the general knows

... that his soldiers are horny and undisciplined.

If youre making travel plans...

... then let this list be your guide.

If youre alive today to read this...

... thank Stanislav Petrov

Stanislav Yefgrafovich Petrov (Russian: Станислав Евграфович Петров) (born c. 1939) is a retired Russian Strategic Rocket Forces colonel who, on September 26, 1983, averted a potential nuclear war by refusing to believe that the United States had launched missiles against the USSR, despite the indications given by his computerized early warning systems. The Soviet computer reports were later shown to have been in error, and Petrov is credited with preventing World War III and the devastation of much of the Earth by nuclear weapons. Because of military secrecy and international policy, Petrov's actions were kept secret until 1998.

Thanks, comrade.

brains and beauty?

we went to the wrong schools! LOL

quickest way to $200!!!

truthiness!

the real reason why The Hoff's daughter tried to commit suicide:

Hegemon!!!

Damn these hypocrites at Apple. So they have intellectual property rights on anything that has 'pod' in it?

Why dont they sue the makers of Gorillapod?

uwe'r OUT!

director puts his fists where his critics' mouths are.

time killer

Find 'em dark movies!

meet Alisha

i think stoned skanky girls are fun to watch, don't you agree?

Stealth-surfing for porn

Torpark changes your IP every few minutes, rendering you virtually untraceable.

are you a monkey's uncle?

what do you believe after reading this?

colombian ego

must be their drugs... or their coffee.

Carell and Colbert

We only get the international edition of The Daily Show so we miss segments like this.

I feel the need...

... the need for speed.

US Navy retires the F-14 Tomcat, the plane made popular by the then Kat-less half of what the Hollywood press is calling Tomkat (gak!) in the movie Top Gun.

Sandwiches!!

I dont think the good Earl of Sandwich had any idea how far his little invention would go.

Warning: Don't lick the webpage.

More. I just love the simplicity of caprese. The only problem with making this here is the unavailability of good mozzarella, a problem that you New Yawkers dont have. All we have here are over-priced supermarket mozzarella. I substitute kesong puti, but it's not the same. C'mon Batangas and Laguna, it's just one extra step from kesong puti and you can make your own mozzarella. Give those carabaos a break from plowing the fields.

pop quiz, hotshot!

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?



For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.

* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *

web 2.0 is here

Web 2.0 - Thefirstpost.co.uk on Vimeo

guess who?

eat your heart out, Bart

did you watch last night's episode of The Simpsons where Bart became a drummer of a jazz band and Lisa got jealous? well, both of them are not worthy in front of this drum prodigy

The dream camera

The new Leica M8. At close to 6000 dollars a pop, this digicam must, alas, remain a dream. The only way I would acquire one if some tycoon or movie star would give one to me. I can't imagine buying one for myself, even if I win the lottery.

This one's for Time Bandit

An answer for his inability to get a tan. (Sunlight just reflects off his skin, giving people in his immediate vicinity sunburn.)

crazy california

California sues carmakers for pollution. maybe the Philippines can sue Sarao Motors too.

frak party

i would really love to go to this event but unfortunately i will be out of town. Brooklyn is one of the venues. go and drink on my behalf, please (you know who you are).

we are animals

i once saw idiots provoke a tiger in a Chinese zoo. this confirms that they (the Chinese humans), not the animals, are indeed idiots.

permanent record

open Google.
type (with asterisks):

"(your first name here) was arrested for"

and go.

see how many times they report you getting arrested for whatever. nyahahahaha!

here's one example.

HP Scandal

Nubile girl raped at Harry Potter party! Click to find out!

atras

Lewd photos and sex-related articles have been replaced by inspirational columns. What happened to Abante? watch the video.

Just the thing...

... to give Brad Pitt his self-esteem back. Because quite frankly, he lost it when he married Angelina Jolie, content to just follow her around like Angie's slave (which he is, by the way), losing all his mojo. At first he thought he could tame her, but come on, how does one tame a force of nature?

40 million dollars might--just might--give him back his balls.

wow, hassle, pare.

kris aquino, reincarnated as a conyo blogger ...

wait, does this mean kris is dead? hallelujah! or not.

busted!
(NSFW, of course)

death by ...

this is just bad product development and marketing. do you want your customers to die???

NSFW-flash!

the list is growing short, time bandit ... make your move!

islamofascist game

it was only a matter of time. those radical muslims are now using technology to reach out to younger minds.

throwdown!!!

place your bets ...

7th Heaven!!!

go to hell, boy

the trailer of Sword of Storms is already online.

Move over, lonelygirl15

Here's Happyslip, our very own.

Synergy

Wind and hydrogen. A match made in heaven.

Also look at this post from Howie Severino on how one town in Ilocos Norte is embracing wind power.

Let's have a piece of that pie

Opportunities for our new graduates: call centers, medical transcriptionists, business process outsourcing... spying.

new coke

finally, cocaine is legal!

if Japan won the war ...

... we'd have more of these!

they never learn

this is a disaster waiting to happen.

killjoy

ironically, grifter's idol hates comics.

ironic

here are some Iron Man armor concepts that did not make the cut for the upcoming movie. while the guy who posted the pictures think it's fantastic, i think it's overdone. the suit just looks too complicated.

crazy people

Steak and beer, garcon.. with a side order of bacon fat

Everything bad for you is good for you? A doctor after mine own heart.

holy shit

cross vs crescent, round .... ah, who cares.

doctor is in (NSFW)

does anyone know or remember Dr. Laura?

i could tell you shit, but let's just Wikipedia her:

Laura Catherine Schlessinger is an American cultural and moral commentator, most known as host of the popular Dr. Laura radio advice call-in show.

Schlessinger is an outspoken critic of practices that she feels have become too prevalent in contemporary American culture. These include: sex outside of marriage, living together before marriage (referred to by her as "shacking up"), intentional single parenthood, daycare in lieu of a parent staying home to raise their children, mothers working outside the home while the children are still young, marrying quickly or at a young age, permissive parenting, abortion, euthanasia, easy or no-fault divorce, and same-sex marriage.

and now just click on this. feminist?? biatch!!

bone crush!

that's kate bosworth, by the way.

all our hopes are pinned upon you

i saw this episode years ago, and now it may come true. nyahahaha.

balance of power

last time, she kicked ass. this time, her ass gets kicked.

You want to know when the end of the world will be?

It's next year when scientists try to replicate the Big Bang. See you on the other side, jabronis.

A change of seasons

Damn those ancient Sumerians! Their gas-guzzling SUVs and coal-fired factories!!!

Woof woof means 'I love you'

Oh boy, Walters is losing it. Maybe she's taking the fact that Katie Couric sits at anchor for a major network's news show too hard.

Take that, you cartilagenous murderers!!!

Steve Irwin's last words mustve been, "Avenge me..."

lonelygirl15

dive in to the mystery ....

bushwhacked!

download a copy fast!

internet killed the TV star

why settle for a few channels? throw your tele away and get yourself an internet TV. 600 free channels!

NSFW! or not!

now THIS one's for real.

wrrrr wrrrr

would you watch the remake starring him?



*my own answer: only if they give KITT a witty sarcastic personality upgrade, lethal state-of-the-art weaponry, and make it the ... villain. and Michael Knight defeats the car by singing "Secret Agent Man" but gets lasered in the ass.

just in case you wanted to know, this is the original. The Hoff has good taste (hwakkk tuiii).

The vPod

30,000 songs, 50,000 photos, and 300 hours of video.

It hasta la vista to the 2-inch screen in this new video iPod from those geeks at Apple.

you're out of order!

for all you religious nuts out there.

unbelievable

Yeah, unbelieveable is right!
Originally uploaded by stevegan.

it's really peanut butter jelly flavored mustard.

fox fight news

there's justice all around ... a white-collar criminal gets arrested, a snoopy journalist gets pummelled. beautiful.

Suri

too bad, Tom Cruise, but William Hung was first.

the real force

Mousercise

test your searching skills and see if you can find the culprit.

Support our, er, fish!

Protecting America has never been this... wet.

Move over, Rambo. The latest weapon in the war against terror is a fish.

Fire!!!

Another one not too safe for lunch.

Frag, why does it look like that??

CHUMBYWUMBY!!!

slow justice

nyhahahahahahahaha!

i thought i'd never see (or read of) the day ...



hopefully, this is just the start and will end up in a flaming crash somewhere in Death Valley, people cheering across the world, and final confirmed dental identification of demise.

speaking of slow justice, this one's festering too. its about time someone just flat-out speak about this tactless shallow bitch.

oouuch!

A yellow card??

A yellow? Are you friggin kiddin me, ref? He damn near took his head off!

Top 10 horror football (that's soccer to you, Grif) tackles.

Crikey!

Rest in peace, Steve. You will be missed.

feast your eyes on this!

do you want to see something beautiful and new everyday? then make this your home page.

trick turner part 2

now this is even better!!!


turn on the volume a bit, and watch till the end. a little NSFW ... or maybe half. hey, its the magic trick!!!

what's your catch phrase?

No USA - Argentina Finals, folks.

Because the Yanks lose to Greece!

I love it when these spoiled millionaires get their asses whupped. Maybe they won't act like friggin prima donnas next time. (Yeah, right.)

trick turner

amaze your friends!

Aint just Mickey's dog

Bah! Demote the god of the Underworld, will they? His minions will surely raise, well, hell.

Lighten up, will ya?

Remember that Sex and Shanghai blog Delphi forwarded a few months back?

Turns out it's a hoax.

It's ruffling a few feathers in the uber-nationalistic Chinese.