the Ipod Phone has landed

touch screen, pda, camera, media player, bluetooth..... hmmm

we have a winner here... maybe.

interesting concept.

$599 (ouch) with 2 year contract...

from the US Patent Office....

hah! its from Joisey!!!!

WTF

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/08/austin.birds.ap/index.html

congress avenue is one block away from colorado street... my office.. bastards!!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/08/ny.gas.odor.ap/index.html

dammit.

amir vs. mike

how not to apply for a job in dubai

Secret plans?

If Israel's plan to nuke Iran's nuclear facilities are so secret, how come we know about it? This thing was deliberately leaked, you gullible, sensationalist media freaks.

Ooops!

Welcome earthlings! Let us show you the answers to your most perplexing questions. What?? Hey wait! Stop! No-o-o-ooooooo!

Boing!

Tigger attacks a teenager in Disneyland!

gold digger

beware this woman!

and they still haven't found ...

if you're sick of the good ol' religion, here's an alternative.

or maybe you'd like to worship this?

hotline

holyshit! we should be grateful God talks to this prick!

Locate the bomb shelter nearest you

Pat Robertson predicts mass killing.

check, mate!

if i did it ...

... here's how it would have happened.

autobiography on sale on January 2007, $15.99 in Barnes and Noble.

one more reason to hate stupid people.

sheep

if they knew where to look, they wouldn't be this hassled (and, ehem, it wouldn't cost anything). sounds like the same people who were still using dial-up when cable came into town. viva la geeks!

Night at the Museum....

and lo' and behold..

they crank out..

Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer... nice.

and Galactus isn't far behind...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/fantasticfourriseofthesilversurfer/hd/

i feel dead

Whoa-oa-oa! I feel dead, I knew that I would, now
I feel dead, I knew that I would, now
So dead, so dead, I got stiff



R.I.P. James Brown, 1933 - 2006

Jaws V trailer

It’s the touching story of a man, another man, and the jumping shark named Bruce that comes between them. As with most modern love stories, the phrase “watch the teeth” strongly applies.

Whiney frassum-wassum

US cancels annual joint military exercise with the Philipines over convicted rapist Daniel Smith.



"Due to the current custody issue (over the US marine),
the usual protection provided to US service members is in doubt," US
embassy spokesman Matt Lussenhop told the AFP news agency.



What he's saying is, US service members should be able to continue to rape women and get away with it under the protection of the visiting forces agreement. I have an idea for you, Lussenhop: Why dont you tell your boys to quit raping women and they won't have to worry about going to jail? Worth a try, eh?

And a very merry Christmas to you too, Mr. President

President Ahmadinejad wishes you a merry Christmas.