More bad news for the USD

Iran moves to Euros.

So begins the revolution

A new laptop for the masses sans Microsoft and Intel in the works.

Why we need a robot army

apply directly where it hurts

the most annoying commercial has spawned several parodies:

spoof #1
spoof #2
spoof #3
spoof #4

i'm sure you'll find more in youtube.

trivia: the original ad doesn't even mention why you need to apply it to your forehead.

cryo skill

this hibernating skill should be taught to all climbers lest they end up like the ones on mt. hood.

a message

... from Time Bandit's fervent Christmas wish, to the world.

click here.

banned

james banned.


now that i am out of the spy biz, click here to see my next film role.

No fair!

How can this team lose with God, the Blessed Mary ever-virgin, and all the saints in heaven on their side?

This time it's 'mouse rage'

Sure, blame the web for being an asshole. Tch... Seems to me that sufferers of 'mouse rage' are suffering from deeper psychological problems than slow-loading pages and pop-up ads. Just another item to put down in their disability claim.

so where the hell were you?!?

Let's...volt...in!!

Japan alters it's pacifist stance.



Think of an army of Toyotas and Hondas, suddenly transforming--kitako-ki-ki--into fully armed, sentient robots; PS3 and Wii, training a new generation of cyber warriors, and cyborg sex-and-death machines. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

What do you mean I am the one (gonna dance on the floor in the round)

Woman accuses Mel Gibson of being her dad. And check out her mom's description of how she met Gibson:

I was a slim young woman in tight-fitting jeans on the side of the road when a station wagon stopped.

Sounds like an opening for a bad novel.



Sounds like BS to me. Abangan.

NSFW (maybe)

Hostel II!

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jegster: "error 404 ..."

oh well, let us help out neutered PCs ...

Head for the hills part deux

America is going broke!



Hey waitaminnit. If the Philippine economy is being propped up by OFWs, and OFWs earn dollars, the collapse of the dollar could only mean... HOLY CRAP!!!

heart attack grill

may these nurses come and open shop here. i need a checkup.

NSFW: Winona

from A Scanner Darkly.

the lost episode

i thought i'd seen all Seinfeld episodes until i saw this newly released episode. could the highly successful series be returning to TV?

don't even ask.


on the other hand ... ok, don't.

DH!

Bruce Willis and the dude from Apple get their asses kicked by a girl.

home is where the movie set is

if it weren't for CGI, we could have solved the world's housing problem. imagine all the people we could fit in the Death Star.