happy days are (almost) here again!

the only question is ...

... which Carey would you bang?

A robot army?

Come on, Japan. Enough of this robot servant crap. The free world needs a deterrent to this.



Let's... volt.... in!!!!

Head for the hills!!

A dollar collapse is imminent.

"People in the U.S. are going to be hit hard," Chapman warned. "In the severe
recession we are entering now, Bush will argue that we have to form a
North American Union to compete with the Euro."

It's a New World Order.

you know they're gonna make a movie.

Wheeeee!!

Tasteless and so politically incorrect, but.. Nyaahahahaaa!! The Nintendo Wii ad.

they built this shitty

Yanni! Air Supply! La Toya! Vanilla Ice! and some other bands I actually listen to!

Blender's (annual, ho-hum) 50 Worst Artists in Music History

Jerry Seinfeld may be next.

quikpod

another pod is available for use with your camera!

Wii is not for the squeamish

here's a website showing injuries resulting from playing Wii. tougher gamers are required for Wii.

The wonders of soy

NOT!! Soy makes you gay!

(If this shit is true, then a cursory check of Japan or China would indicate a larger proportion of gay men vis-a-vis the total population. They should also have a higher incidence of cancer. Or a problem with obesity even more prevalent than the US. Or maybe soy only affects paranoid Americans. Nyahahahahaa!!)

#1 Movie!!!

A new era for South Africa...

... when they elect Chuck Norris as president.

back to the future

tell your future self how you screwed today up by not calling "The One", getting that one-night stand pregnant, discovering you got crabs from a hooker, receiving an eviction notice from your landlord, and your parents disowning you.

with any luck, your future self won't get to read it 'cause he'd be scrounging coins for the next meal and wouldn't have enough to pay the internet cafe.

ef

THIS is Shakira?!?


and also, why men keep cheating on the Aniston.

So you want to know how big the Millennium Falcon is eh?

Or the Enterprise? Or Galactica? Have I got a site for you.

CNET's loss

when i saw his face on the news, i thought i recognized the man who died looking for help for his family. true enough, he was the guy giving product reviews at CNET.

kakana-kana

on one hand, it seems ironic that the indians are buying something (back) from the white man. on the other, it just reinforces the notion that they have no other options except to run casinos.

i'll be there for you. (pause) not.

and that's why Brad is Angelina's slave. Wait, why the frak is this news, again???

Great chili, man

Fart forces plane to land.

(As I was reading this, I thought, Please God, dont let it be Grifter, Delphi, or the Dude.)