Sunday, December 31, 2006
if i did it ...
Friday, December 29, 2006
Thursday, December 28, 2006
sheep
if they knew where to look, they wouldn't be this hassled (and, ehem, it wouldn't cost anything). sounds like the same people who were still using dial-up when cable came into town. viva la geeks!
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Night at the Museum....
and lo' and behold..
they crank out..
Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer... nice.
and Galactus isn't far behind...
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/fantasticfourriseofthesilversurfer/hd/
Monday, December 25, 2006
i feel dead
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Jaws V trailer
It’s the touching story of a man, another man, and the jumping shark named Bruce that comes between them. As with most modern love stories, the phrase “watch the teeth” strongly applies.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Whiney frassum-wassum
US cancels annual joint military exercise with the Philipines over convicted rapist Daniel Smith.
"Due to the current custody issue (over the US marine),
the usual protection provided to US service members is in doubt," US
embassy spokesman Matt Lussenhop told the AFP news agency.
What he's saying is, US service members should be able to continue to rape women and get away with it under the protection of the visiting forces agreement. I have an idea for you, Lussenhop: Why dont you tell your boys to quit raping women and they won't have to worry about going to jail? Worth a try, eh?
"Due to the current custody issue (over the US marine),
the usual protection provided to US service members is in doubt," US
embassy spokesman Matt Lussenhop told the AFP news agency.
What he's saying is, US service members should be able to continue to rape women and get away with it under the protection of the visiting forces agreement. I have an idea for you, Lussenhop: Why dont you tell your boys to quit raping women and they won't have to worry about going to jail? Worth a try, eh?
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
apply directly where it hurts
the most annoying commercial has spawned several parodies:
spoof #1
spoof #2
spoof #3
spoof #4
i'm sure you'll find more in youtube.
trivia: the original ad doesn't even mention why you need to apply it to your forehead.
spoof #1
spoof #2
spoof #3
spoof #4
i'm sure you'll find more in youtube.
trivia: the original ad doesn't even mention why you need to apply it to your forehead.
cryo skill
this hibernating skill should be taught to all climbers lest they end up like the ones on mt. hood.
This time it's 'mouse rage'
Sure, blame the web for being an asshole. Tch... Seems to me that sufferers of 'mouse rage' are suffering from deeper psychological problems than slow-loading pages and pop-up ads. Just another item to put down in their disability claim.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Let's...volt...in!!
Japan alters it's pacifist stance.
Think of an army of Toyotas and Hondas, suddenly transforming--kitako-ki-ki--into fully armed, sentient robots; PS3 and Wii, training a new generation of cyber warriors, and cyborg sex-and-death machines. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Think of an army of Toyotas and Hondas, suddenly transforming--kitako-ki-ki--into fully armed, sentient robots; PS3 and Wii, training a new generation of cyber warriors, and cyborg sex-and-death machines. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
What do you mean I am the one (gonna dance on the floor in the round)
Woman accuses Mel Gibson of being her dad. And check out her mom's description of how she met Gibson:
Sounds like BS to me. Abangan.
I was a slim young woman in tight-fitting jeans on the side of the road when a station wagon stopped.Sounds like an opening for a bad novel.
Sounds like BS to me. Abangan.
Monday, December 18, 2006
Head for the hills part deux
America is going broke!
Hey waitaminnit. If the Philippine economy is being propped up by OFWs, and OFWs earn dollars, the collapse of the dollar could only mean... HOLY CRAP!!!
Hey waitaminnit. If the Philippine economy is being propped up by OFWs, and OFWs earn dollars, the collapse of the dollar could only mean... HOLY CRAP!!!
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Friday, December 15, 2006
the lost episode
i thought i'd seen all Seinfeld episodes until i saw this newly released episode. could the highly successful series be returning to TV?
home is where the movie set is
if it weren't for CGI, we could have solved the world's housing problem. imagine all the people we could fit in the Death Star.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
A robot army?
Come on, Japan. Enough of this robot servant crap. The free world needs a deterrent to this.
Let's... volt.... in!!!!
Let's... volt.... in!!!!
Head for the hills!!
A dollar collapse is imminent.
"People in the U.S. are going to be hit hard," Chapman warned. "In the severe
recession we are entering now, Bush will argue that we have to form a
North American Union to compete with the Euro."
It's a New World Order.
"People in the U.S. are going to be hit hard," Chapman warned. "In the severe
recession we are entering now, Bush will argue that we have to form a
North American Union to compete with the Euro."
It's a New World Order.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
they built this shitty
Yanni! Air Supply! La Toya! Vanilla Ice! and some other bands I actually listen to!
Blender's (annual, ho-hum) 50 Worst Artists in Music History
Blender's (annual, ho-hum) 50 Worst Artists in Music History
Wii is not for the squeamish
here's a website showing injuries resulting from playing Wii. tougher gamers are required for Wii.
The wonders of soy
NOT!! Soy makes you gay!
(If this shit is true, then a cursory check of Japan or China would indicate a larger proportion of gay men vis-a-vis the total population. They should also have a higher incidence of cancer. Or a problem with obesity even more prevalent than the US. Or maybe soy only affects paranoid Americans. Nyahahahahaa!!)
(If this shit is true, then a cursory check of Japan or China would indicate a larger proportion of gay men vis-a-vis the total population. They should also have a higher incidence of cancer. Or a problem with obesity even more prevalent than the US. Or maybe soy only affects paranoid Americans. Nyahahahahaa!!)
Monday, December 11, 2006
Sunday, December 10, 2006
back to the future
tell your future self how you screwed today up by not calling "The One", getting that one-night stand pregnant, discovering you got crabs from a hooker, receiving an eviction notice from your landlord, and your parents disowning you.
with any luck, your future self won't get to read it 'cause he'd be scrounging coins for the next meal and wouldn't have enough to pay the internet cafe.
with any luck, your future self won't get to read it 'cause he'd be scrounging coins for the next meal and wouldn't have enough to pay the internet cafe.
Friday, December 08, 2006
So you want to know how big the Millennium Falcon is eh?
Or the Enterprise? Or Galactica? Have I got a site for you.
Thursday, December 07, 2006
CNET's loss
when i saw his face on the news, i thought i recognized the man who died looking for help for his family. true enough, he was the guy giving product reviews at CNET.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Great chili, man
Fart forces plane to land.
(As I was reading this, I thought, Please God, dont let it be Grifter, Delphi, or the Dude.)
(As I was reading this, I thought, Please God, dont let it be Grifter, Delphi, or the Dude.)
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