If you just want chicks to look better in a bikini

... than say so. Enough of this pseudo-scientific bullshittery. 

Given that it takes more energy to move heavier people, transportation of heavier people requires more fuel, which creates more greenhouse gas emissions, the authors write.

Oh and global warming? What global warming? 

ICE is expanding in much of Antarctica, contrary to the widespread public belief that global warming is melting the continental ice cap.