i ... got problems??

try being taken from your mother, being told that you are a messiah but you can't show off your powers, and working with a hideous-looking alien with a Jamaican accent. and then being teased by a girl way out of your league (and age bracket). but i snagged the bitch anyway. then my own two children cause me problems. and did i mention i don't have a dad? yep, i'm so screwed.