Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The wonders of soy

NOT!! Soy makes you gay!

(If this shit is true, then a cursory check of Japan or China would indicate a larger proportion of gay men vis-a-vis the total population. They should also have a higher incidence of cancer. Or a problem with obesity even more prevalent than the US. Or maybe soy only affects paranoid Americans. Nyahahahahaa!!)

3 comments:

grifter said...

a contributing member of this blog needs soy milk, because he is lactose-intolerant. does that make him swing for the other team (if not now, eventually?)?

Anonymous said...

i don't drink soy. i drink lactose-free milk. there's a big difference.

grifter said...

ah. but i saw some soy products, including a milk carton, in your trash. sorry for the mistake then (wink, wink).