Steve Jobs did it!

should we be surprised? hmmmm.

When Black Friday comes

When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road

you mean there were smart ones?

stupidest G.I.Joe vehicles ever

the Lord made him do it!

uh-oh. Oprah's gonna spank somebodyyyyyyyyyyyy!

bet you want a trainer like dis.

seriously.

wow. they are asking to be gunned down by anonymous parties.

thundercats hoes

starring brad pitt, van diesel, and hugh jackman!

WTF!!!!

WAT DA PAK!!!!!

just stay alive, period.

you don't have to watch it in theaters, dumbass.

"well, Santa said I could get this for Christmas!!!"

a movie in the making

another option for TB to consider for 2009. then you can fall in love with the donor. tears and drama ensue.

well, finally!

because people should shut up when watching movies. well done, sir. well done.

Jack Sparrowson for President!

unchained parody

so, what are the chances that majority of their perverts didn't have breakfast either?

young at heart

what?! they don't pay that good in their granny porn industry anymore?

well, he wasn't nice!

Cannibals!!

Seems Whitey needs to change their diet to be on the menu....

pfsh. just ask Logan.

immunity schmunity

screw the immunity; at the least, deport the fuckers. if i were Obama, i'd keep the wiretapping and waterboarding policies intact for these specific cases.