Hooters!!

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Big Bad Yankee consumerism!

but on the other hand, it might yet solve tribal wars and genocide (ask the Muslims who live here).

Why the fuck is this news?

according to this ABC dumbass reporter..

his last meal was grass.

WTF?

seriously.. it's just a frakkin horse.

"we love you, mr barbaro"
" my prayers are for you"
" get well soon, barbaro"

good grief.

the world lies. and lies. and lies.

tie me up anytime

viPod

if you can't afford an iPod, but have access to high speed Internet, you might just like ... Blogmusik.




plus it won't get stolen!!!

role reversal

for your next Oktoberfest!

you know i'm fat

edrich? edrich, is that you??

no ... its the first infamous American Idol reject, still alive (and eating)!!

anger@management

anybody been here before?

booo!

part of CNN/Money's 101 Dumbest Moments (blogged previously)

10. Comcast
... or stay on the line and one of our representatives will wake from his drunken slumber to assist you.

During a routine service call in June, a Comcast cable repairman falls asleep on the couch of customer Brian Finkelstein.

Finkelstein's ensuing video, complete with soundtrack ("I Need Some Sleep," by the Eels) and commentary on the company's poor equipment, high prices, and lousy customer service, quickly becomes a viral hit on the Web.

Comcast apologizes and fires the nodding worker -- who was stuck on hold for more than an hour while calling in to the company for assistance.



note: time bandit's cable/internet provider is ... duhn-duhn-duhn!

Where the hell are you?

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aren't you glad you don't live there?

dUmBa$$ ShItz

Tony vs Paul!

Rachel Ray-cist? Hate-ist?

The Anointed One

Jesus never won an Oscar too.

The list

Some of them are really scary.

A boon for wipers everywhere... and those who have to sit beside them

Anti-bacterial paper has finally arrived. Not for wiping your ass, not yet. But anyone can see what the next step is: toilet paper that kills germs. So youre not just smearing your poop all over your ass like spreading peanut butter on toast, but disinfecting it as well.

Evil Twin?