now, maybe this just might convince me (NSFW)

r-r-r-iiiight.

HAHAHAHA!!

These scientists...They invented a Boogeyman and now theyre scared of their imaginary creature.

Astronomers may have unwittingly hastened the end of the universe by simply looking at it, according to a new theory.

You have to read the whole thing--it aint long. Suffice it to say that today's science sounds more and more like story-telling. For one thing, Dark Energy (capitalized for effect) doesnt exist in any observable form. It just exists in a mathematical equation. It's just something added to an equation so that it'll come out right, a scientist's way of saying, "I have no idea what's going on, but this'll look good on my resumé. And look! I even have the math."

Im not knocking Math, but scientists and other technocrats--that includes you, economists--seem to confuse math with reality, and story-telling with science.

meditate like a geek

how to get things done

ahoy!

high tech vs illegals

just to catch what the border guards might miss

what's new, pussy cat?

woah! woah! woah!

deceptive article!!

Guess who has...

...machine-gun boobs!

if you can't beat 'em ...

shave your head and be like Bruce Willis (after he kicked your ass in his last movie)

Yeah, yeah, so it's a marketing ploy

The geek's version of Oprah's favorite things.

i'd go for Jessica Biel

if anybody has a copy, send it to me.

this only means: Upgrade the iPhones! Now!

just remove the celibacy vow, dammit

good luck with that

Why Serendipity is a romantic place

the secret of the popular sweet spot is finally discovered!

JLA Casting Call

oh shit ... this film is for the Olsen Twins demographic. Olsen Twin Powers Activate! Super Mega BARF!

a Jersey city is always on the list