the dangers of WOW

write your own list!

hazard

so even if i did drive in the Apple, i'd still be in danger from all these morons.

Get your gear on

legs in the air

Fox News Porn

2 Girls .. 1 cup

have you seen this shit!??!?!?!

GWWWWWAAAARKKKKKKK!!!

for frequent cemetery visits

when your significant other passes away, here's what you can do.

pinnacle of humanity

yeah, i mean why should we be delayed, because of one geezer who forgot to breathe eh?

move over, Bionic Woman!

... or maybe just Fantasia.

but i like Green Lantern!

busted (slightly NSFW)

Space race

China introduced taikonaut; now brace yourself for... kimchinaut!

PS3 is for the desperate

twinky

2 things to learn here: don't lie about emergencies, and choose your costume wisely.

your toy just got famous

must ... sue ... you

in the spirit of being threatened with a lawsuit, here's a dead-on article about the suit-happy mentality in this country.

must ... have ... gun

US Supreme Court may re-examine 2nd Amendment.

Washington, which is also home to the president and the government, has interpreted the amendment to mean that there is a collective right to bear arms for those who are part of a police force or a security force.

But since 1976, it has banned residents from carrying handguns, although they are allowed to keep a rifle or hunting gun in their homes, providing it is locked and not loaded.

For millions of Americans though, and especially the powerful gun lobby represented by the National Rifle Association, the second amendment guarantees the right of every American citizen to own any gun, with few limits.

wow. if the SC suddenly decides to amend the Amendment (with Supervisor Release), would we expect a nutcase to sneak inside the SC Building, gunning down most of the Justices before security officers stop him? sounds like a plot for the NRA and Hollywood! wooooohoooooo! call Tom "Looney Tune" Cruise! he needs a career right about now!!

go play outside

your TV Show Deathwatch

since Battlestar Galactica has not been updated yet, this only means there will be no more episodes, leaving everything in a cliffhanger until the strike is done, and almost of all of the cast will slowly migrate to Bionic Woman (in episodes that may not be filmed either). nyahahahahaha!

Nah.

"It is already known that curvaceous women live longer and that men find them more attractive but the new research suggests that they are also cleverer."

The article says scientists found out that men's attraction to women with curves is based on something more than physical. These science geeks really need to get out more. But to clue them in: Yes, it's based on something purely physical. That Omega-3 finding is pure crap. We dont take a sample of the fat from a women's thighs before we are attracted to them.