stupid wax museum

what, they think she has the body of Giada?

read the comments. nyahahahahaha!

The Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence finds something

The SETI project has been looking for ET since the 60's. Finally it has found something.

"I always knew that a geek would make a great husband," she said.

That means you guys should have chicks all over you by now.

mozart of porn

download to your ipod

MYOB

sometimes playing hero makes you the villain.

might be someone you know! (NSFW)

Wuzntme

The Philippine Army is in a river in Egypt.

Awwwww....

What is it with this chick? She no great beauty but somehow... Maybe it's her personality; that down-to-earth charm that says, "Im also just a girl... standing in front of a boy...". Maybe it's her goofy sense of humor and her earnestness to do well and have fun in the process.



Or maybe it's her boobs.

Why wait for the second coming...

... when he's already here?



Reminds me of Father Tropa. "Father Tropa, bakit kayo nakatapak?"



"Dyan ko pinapakita ang aking humility, gaya ni Jesus Christ."



"E bakit kayo naka-Rolex?"



"Para hindi ako ma-late sa appointments ko."

newsflash: i'm not just a pretty boy!

Pfsh!

US 'Iran attack plans' revealed. This news means absolutely nothing. It's just BBC's way of riling up emotions. They know full well that the US has attack plans on practically every nation on earth as a matter of course, including an attack plan on the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. The sad thing is that most people will pick this item up and say, Holy crap!! The Yanks will attack Iran!! Why? Because most people are idiots.

Why you shouldnt buy a woman a choker

They dont need it. This puts Venus's (or was it Serena) whiny complaint that women tennis players dont get paid as much as the men in proper perspective.

abomination

if the U.S. is hit by another Katrina, you'll know whom to blame.

Sweet Adolf!

He said it wasnt Annie Lennox

Pastor claims he has recordings of angels singing.

Oh for the love of...

Why do we indulge these people? Why do 'respectable' news organization like CNN waste precious time and resources reporting on the doings of some no-talent, no-brain, publicity whore whose career plunge can be blamed solely on herself? So she had a haircut. So friggin what??



(No links. I wouldnt soil our blogsite which is dedicated to sophomoric humor with the likes of her humorless mug. Yeah, yeah, I know. She deserves our sympathy. I sympathize. Now get out and clean yourself up. Maybe, with the right friends who truly care about you, you can come back and haunt Time Bandit's dreams again like you used to do.)

iSurf

that's it, we've been outed!

disney propaganda, believe it or not!

Disney Nazi Cartoon

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book v1.0

many people think computers are so complicated. but did you know that when the first book came out, it was also considered to be complicated? So complicated that people would frequently call the help desk for support.

K.I.T.T. just exploded

pick of the litter!

(NSFW ... only if you don't want to lose your lunch)