so a birthday gives you a license to wake up the neighborhood?

F**kCC

oh, now you're cracking down?

pretty soon, we'll be back to watching Sesame Street and I Love Lucy on primetime TV.

click while supplies last!

the things they do to waste our time!

who could have known Smeagol had a singing talent

PSBOX 360

behind every PS3 is an XBOX 360.

girl, you know its true!

I guess this means college enrollment is up, eh?

The joys of seeking higher education.

Anna Nicole's movie out in May

On DVD? Drat! That means she won't qualify for an Oscar. Oh, the humanity!!

sharon stoned

i truly believe she was high on crack the entire time she was in germany.

ugly truth

an old filipino ad got it right. didn't they cast Elizabeth Ramsey as cleo in a commercial a long time ago?

PETA's state of the nation undress

Watch for the surprise, well it's not really a surprise.



Watch more PETA videos at PETATV.com.

RRSUX

what's this? how can anyone not like you?

iPhone killer

stick it to iPhone!

Gourmet rant

Chef Tony Bourdain throws down against the Food Network.



Nice words about personal favorite Mario Batali. And Giada's cleavage. (Just kidding, grif. He likes Giada: "She can actually cook.") And the futility of trying--resistance is futile--to stop Rachael Ray.

Jackolite

An Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability

head ... explodes ....

if we knew this circa 1999 (so that's what "... Baby One More Time" meant) ...

Ehhhhh... What's up, doc?

I never liked carrots. Theyre fibrous and tasteless. Now I know why. Eating carrots is like eating car parts.

let's go olivea!

guess who had botox?

the cell

the cellphone generation
the cellphone generation
reared on a diet
of misspellings and disinformation


all you texters and cellphone addicts out there since 2000, this is all on you!


* apologies to Mr. Matt Johnson