Big brother not only can tell you what to do

He can also read your minds.

She's Dead Jim....

NOOOOOO!!!!




I call shenanigans...

grifter: the marilyn of our era goes on to the great beyond (what, you think Bill Clinton didn't hit that?)

Pork fat rules!!

Here's a sandwich recipe for all you winter-weary wanderers.



Or you could always use week old, x times reheated pork adobo.

iBanned

start crossing as many streets as you can, listening to your iPod, before the cops fine you or you get run over by the M15 bus.

new subscriptions now being accepted

Boomerang

So that's what it looks like. MRI's are great. Science is great. I'd like to buy science a beer.

Pfsh!

Harry Potter over? Rowling heartborken? Pfah! Until when will these publishers, authors, marketing and PR firms (and pro athletes, lest we forget) foist this canard on us? Gazillions are still to be made on the Potter franchise, and you can bet your dick that Harry Potter will be back.

More tales of the tabo

This one's from Australia.

Big brother isnt just watching you

He's also controlling your mind. Ask Ryukenden about the jet contrails everytime the prez delivers his state of the nation address.

Talking head takes on the mega-shoed one

Get your tickets now.

Denise Richards teaser

this is why paparazzis have 10MP SLRs with telescopic lens.

It's on!!

If only all wars were like this, we would have lesser civilian casualties. I suggest the Geneva protocols be amended to cover 'War of Assassins' like they do in the book Dune by Frank Herbert.

crank wankers

hey, even puppets masturbate.

girly man

who's the girly man now?

minus one

time bandit, your list is slowly shrinking.

(a little NSFW with all the pics)

Chewbacca arrested! Film at 11.

quickie

time bandit, get your ass here quick!

Does God Exist?

...and other essays by the incomparable Steve Martin. NSFW because your co-workers would wonder if youve lost your mind when you suddenly bust a gut laughing.

Moononites!

This will turn the Bacolod hacienderos into oil barons

Ethanol from sugar? That's child's play. This company thinks it can save us a step and make gasoline, diesel, and jet fuel directly from sugar.

How? By genetically tweaking the micro-organisms that turn sugars into fuel. Of course there's that possibility that the germs might turn around and eat our livers. One problem at a time, alright? Sheesh.