you never know who's inside eh?

other than that, you can pretty much do anything.

Wadapak?

I got an email today from some social networking site called Tagged, in which I dont have an account, nor will I ever get an account, asking me to confirm whether or not the photo in the email is me. It is.

However, the file isnt in any website. It's in my harddisk. As far as I know I have never given this photo to anybody, have not tagged it as mine. How did these creeps get into my computer?

rush, rush

hurry, hurry, die already.

That explains it, eh?

Whatever you do, dont confuse the cops.

In a ruling made public on Tuesday, Judge Peter C. Dorsey of the United States District Court in New Haven agreed that the plaintiff, Robert Jordan, was denied an opportunity to interview for a police job because of his high test scores. But he said that that did not mean Mr. Jordan was a victim of discrimination.

i love 'em polar bears!

glad to know stupid behavior isn't just for Yanks ... or was that a Yank?

Obama Pizzagate De-Pantsed

so, let us have the other side of the pie.

BS Meter Alert!

yes, yes, i'm a virus. you have a problem with that?

lice lice lice yeah!

well, that'll teach you to spread lice!!!

this is how you kill zombies!

But he's a rock star!

And rock stars get laid.

Arthur Kelly, a mortgage company manager from West Long Branch, New Jersey, alleged in court this week that his wife of 17 years, Ann, had slept with Springsteen "at various times and places too numerous to mention" after meeting him at a gym.

He's just a regular guy at heart

and wouldnt have aristocratic nor elitist tendencies, right? 

When you're the president of the United States, only the best pizza will do - even if that means flying a chef 860 miles.

Chris Sommers, 33, jetted into Washington from St Louis, Missouri, on Thursday with a suitcase of dough, cheese and pans to to prepare food for the Obamas and their staff.

Flying a chef in to make a pizza. How green is that? Gore should confer upon him the Order of the Hypocrite.

does Ronald still love it?

is that the douchebag we know?

apparently, Facebook does not want you to love yourself.

this is why James Bond only accepts verbal instructions.

Dubai de-pantsed

so, you got your own stink eh? good to know.

maybe because he spurned his advances?

But it was made of meat!

What were they supposed to do with it?

MANILA, Philippines - Fishermen in the Philippines accidentally caught and later ate a megamouth shark, one of the rarest fishes in the world with only 40 others recorded to have been encountered, the World Wildlife Fund said Tuesday.

The all-girl band

This relates to a post the Grif put up in his other blog when he mentioned that women's proclivities prevent an all-female band from lasting beyond a decade. (No link to the post unless the Grif puts it up himself.)

The title says it all: Catfights over handbags and tears in the toilets. When this producer launched a women-only TV company she thought she'd kissed goodbye to conflict...

And the woman exec is forced into this conclusion:

And while I stand by my initial reason for excluding male employees - because they have an easy ride in TV - if I were to do it again, I'd definitely employ men. In fact, I'd probably employ only men.

remove Dunst and we'll be fine

that's still not Captain America!

ohoho! you don't like it when the shoe is on the other foot eh?

who wants to go protest over there?

the new sights of Australia

your real American idols!

Save and show your boss.

My bullshit detector is going berserk on this one but what the heck:

The University of Melbourne study showed that people who use the Internet for personal reasons at work are about 9 percent more productive that those who do not.

Methinks the people who have time to browse the internet at work are already more productive, that is, they finish their tasks quicker, hence they have time to twitter or plurk. But Im all fall for internet breaks at work, dont get me wrong. Tedium is the workers' worst enemy.

Speaking of tedium...

real people (totally NSFW)

Move along now, people. Nothing to see here.

No this isnt funny. 

“There were four or five police officers. They were here before the fire brigade. We heard the sirens and we came across to help but they wouldn’t let us.

“I thought the police were there to protect lives. At one time they would have have gone inside themselves to try and rescue them.

“When a family is burning to death in front of your eyes, rules should go out of the window – especially with kids. Everybody wanted to try and help.”

take that, bitch!

on the other hand, this further fuels nincompoops' arguments about the evil influence of video games.

papa don't preach

yes, your daughter wants to be a leercheerleader. (NSFW for some links and photos)

You guys are so screwed

Obama keeps making all the right moves as far is this depression is concerned.

One of the people named this week to President Obama's new Task Force on Tax Reform is a member of the AIG board of directors.

banks' 'customer service' is a joke.

A + B equals?

i'll let you figure out this joke

+ =

talk about biting the hand

i don't think we'll accomplish anything with our own company if we did this ... could we?

Yes, but what are they going to reform?

Their ways? Their wardrobe? Their hair?

Yes I can ridicule them now, but I have to fess up: I followed the band. Mostly because the chicks followed them.

yes, dragons kill men.

free porn! (kinda NSFW)

Steven Seagal movie production

frankly, am not surprised anymore.

and i assume Hollywood already has the horror movie rights?

cold logic is more responsible than emotional response

NSFW, i say, lad!

while downing that Guiness, here's something to keep you going.

Happy St. Paddy's!!!

the Test has failed.

oh, you are all so dead! (in Iran)

what's the Vegas line on these?

yes, more reasons to visit Japan!!!!

YOU dictator-loving homo son of a gun

the awesome career of Joshua Jackson

or you might find ... something else.

if browsers were women

um, ... yes? no?

who? who ate the birdie???

slumdog abuse

well, Danny Boy(le)! use that thing in your hand and whack the bastard.

who do they want? Heather Mills?

maybe they'd rather have her headless? scaring their children, my ass.

(actually, if you got Heather Mills, that's even scarier. think of all the children that skanky money-grubbing self-centered bitch could influence.)

hate is enough

pity this is a democracy. these people should really be taken out in the back and shot.

the Maine event

i know someone who'd be a regular here

don't judge too quickly

career tip

this is why healthcare is the best industry that will always have jobs.

lifestyles of the nouveau riche

oh, those silly Russians.

texting promotes literacy?

no, stupid. it only improves their cellphone typing skills. i think you're only rolling this out so you can protect your stupid kids who can't spell.

holy piss! what will they think of next?

unggoy po, unggoy po

do we really need a 700-word article to know that wild animals are wild animals?

oh dear god, no.

$500,000.00? only a wasteful human being can't live on that.

sold for $37,500!

prepare to puke!

sounds familiar (DSLR, hmmm)

but does that mean Brit girls are easy?

wait till he brings the Claymore

so we know whom to deploy eh?

5 things you didn't know (or maybe you already do) about the biggest argument against capitalism.

look at point number 4:

4- Only one organization in the world employs more people than Wal-Mart

... However, they’ll need to go on a highly unlikely hiring spree in order to reach this list’s No. 1: the Chinese Army. No, this is not a joke. The number of active troops in the Chinese Army is around 2.25 million -- a mere 325,000 more than Wal-Mart.

325,000? pfah. King Leonidas had a bigger deficit. get ready, Wal-Mart employees!


(and yes, Wal-Mart is so evil we have to shop there for goods to ship home at half the cost what i would be paying my regular grocery. in doing so, i become an enabler. damn you, Waltons!)

the rapist said ...

... what?! oh, the therapist! well, you shoulda made that clearer.

you're better off watching Desperado. or Frida.

as you know, this means war.

A mystery solved

At least they export them so there's no danger with me eating one.

At 3:37 on December 10th, the K25 train arrived at Dongguan East Station. About 1,500 cats had been sent on the train from Nanjing. Eight men wearing camouflage got on the train and started to move off the cages crammed with cats. Every time a cage landed on the ground, cats screeched in pain.

wanted: cheerleader?

and where the hell's Hayden Pantyairs? oh right she only likes whales.

Jeff Bezos' worst nightmare

how not to fail in life ... misspellings included.

Rambo is a pussy!

Yes we muth'fuckin can, muthfuckah

Via Plurk. Yes I have Plurk. What's it you ya, bitch? Here's the President of the United States swearin like a muth'fuckah.

Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit

why we need WMDs

crap. that's potentially 40,000 species to deal with.

double slash psycho

wow! now i can understand TB's reticence (snort).

Careful

When swiping material off the net. The Man will sic his lawyers on your ass.

The image, Fairey has acknowledged, is based on an Associated Press photograph, taken in April 2006 by Manny Garcia on assignment for the AP at the National Press Club in Washington.

The AP says it owns the copyright, and wants credit and compensation. Fairey disagrees.

Theyre asking for millions. Yes, Im looking at you, comicbook reviewer geek.

Thanks, Nature

Inventors should thank their lucky stars that Nature doesnt sue for patent infringement.

15 coolest cases of biomimicry here.

Too high, man

But a salary cap makes sense, so kudos. The NBA does it, why wouldnt the government, eh? It's Grif's money after all. But if I were the Prez, I'll knock their salaries down to the level of the guys who actually do the work.

The Obama administration is expected to impose a cap of $500,000 for top executives at companies that receive large amounts of bailout money, according to people familiar with the plan.

explosion!!!

that's it, geeks; you're screwed.

22 months more and we'll have the next Britney

Im too sexy

... for the playground, too sexy for the playground, too sexy by far.

Offering HK$450 to "make love," the boy also included a breakdown of sexual services he wanted, along with his instant-messaging contact information.

as they say, one man's trash ...

and that's what you get for giving us the prequel trilogy!!!

Chyort voz'mi!

but what if they're invulnerable?

How am I doing so far, sir? Sir?

Sir?

The instructor, George "Chip" Steele of Skydive Carolina, was later pronounced dead. But as they were falling, Pharr -- an Army soldier taking a private skydiving lesson -- knew only that Steele wasn't responding.

the surprise sleeper hit of '09

screw Google. we have no pretensions.

as shoe are reading this ...

unlike the one in Iraq, this one's good as dead.

what say you, Comcast subscriber?

See? I told you.

Corporate jets are good for the economy, peasant.

But consider this: The General Aviation Manufacturers Association estimates that more than one million people are employed manufacturing, maintaining, flying and managing business aircraft. In addition to keeping legions at work in top-paying jobs, business aircraft facilitate and expand commerce for their users and contribute $150 billion to the American economy annually.

With that in mind, it’s astounding to see members of Congress, the very people doling out hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars to failed companies, disparaging and even actively trying to curtail this industry, which is already reeling from the economic and credit crises. The business jet is merely a tool — one that, employed correctly, could help those same struggling institutions soar again and start paying back the money owed, with interest.

chinny-chin-chin?

Call Guiness

One swear word every 20 seconds in a TV show. Well done, Gordon.