paging Ponce de León ....

ever been in an Airbus A380 cockpit?

now you can!

She's innocent! Look at her boobs!

If the tits dont fit, you must acquit.

LIRR nose picker

angle 1

angle 2

buwayaz

F.U. a**holes ... we hope you get the death penalty! didn't you learn from Enron??


(even if they had nothing to do with it, being paid an obscene amount of money for doing shit is just totally wrong, and still deserves the death penalty)

so that's why they're cheap

the perfect celeb

what, they're not playing chumbawamba anymore?

Ken Lee

Tulibu dibu douchoo...

cruelty is not art

take a break from silliness and
please sign the petition.

that's why he no longer works in XO.

conspiracies that actually happened

... according to cracked.com

hottest coffee in Vegas

click here to order.

please be seated.

Monks? Luring women? Rape?

If you think this sounds like the old Roman Catholic scandals, think again.

Toast

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The Onion movie

watch out for the new Steven Seagal flick!

and this is why we didn't ski this winter, T.B.

So what was Moses really doing on Mt Sinai?

He was smokin' crack, that's what.

no necks!

would these have helped Prometheus?

get your Bond mojo on!

March madness defined

Life

We've always marvelled that the earth had all the right ingredients for life to evolve and thrive. But was the earth suitable for life to form, or did life terraform the earth for itself?

The sky is not an ethereal, sterile realm. It's teeming with bacteria,
and scientists say that the microbes play a powerful role in producing
rain and snow.

Try this

Go to google, type 'find Chuck Norris' and hit the Im feeling lucky button.

you say you want a revolution?

mr. time bandit, take a sabbatical, book the flight, and have the summer of your life.

and when you come back this autumn, we expect to see pics of the Olympics.

take that Oscar back!

the clever-est headline in a while

and where's Ruffa when you need her?

wawa. scrooged by family

another gamer screwed by Microsoft

the air up there

why airline seats need a 'flush' feature

you don't deserve a girl

what's next? Wolverine?

its official: Christian Bale crossed from serious actor to action star. geez.

never gonna ...

a childhood memory

Yes but the models say we're warming

So who cares what the actual data shows?

muuuuuuutatiooooooooooooooon!

take pics, grumpy!

have you been to any of these?

the teachers you wanted

sexiest sex offenders unusual mentors (kinda NSFW)

don't blame me if you can't connect; that only means there are lots more with the same mindset as you, pervert bautista.

Im from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all

Johnny Rico is back in another straight-to-DVD spectacular.

proposal schmoposal

would make the guy go postal

ultimate fake

click to see new iron-man trailer

The great flood

Canadian geologists say they can shed light on how a vast lake, trapped under the ice sheet that once smothered much of North America, drained into the sea, an event that cooled Earth's climate for hundreds of years.

...

And then, around 8,200 years ago, Agassiz-Ojibway massively drained, sending a flow of water into the Hudson Strait and into the Labrador Sea that was 15 times greater than the present discharge of the Amazon River. By some estimates, sea levels rose 14 metres (45 feet) as a result.

Could this be the source of the Great Flood stories in ancient literature from all over the world?

guess my crime!

guess he does like Top Gun

Kimmel's revenge

getting Perry Farrell and Huey Lewis in was genius.

hell hath no fury than woman scorned

LQ

this would be funny if it wasn't sad. wait, am not sad.

buy buy buy

Jesus freak

what th-??

punk'd (kinda)

a long read, but quite amusing. haven't eaten at this McDo yet, but they probably have better security now.

Hooray for New York magazine ( NSFW )

whooohooooo!!

asking lindsay to pose nekkid is like asking a dog to bark at a cat.

OUCH!

Blu-ray has won

finally... bastardos

lets get Transformers in blu-ray now..

Psychic lasers?

I suppose, since that low-tech, old reliable waterboarding is still in use, this project didnt pan out yet, eh?

"The phenomenon is tunable in that the characteristic sounds and intensities of those sounds depend on the characteristics of the RF energy as delivered," the report explains. "Because the frequency of the sound heard is dependent on the pulse characteristics of the RF energy, it seems possible that this technology could be developed to the point where words could be transmitted to be heard like the spoken word, except that it could only be heard within a person´s head. In one experiment, communication of the words from one to ten using ´speech modulated´ microwave energy was successfully demonstrated. Microphones next to the person experiencing the voice could not pick up these sounds. Additional development of this would open up a wide range of possibilities."

life is shit!

the Force is strong in this one.

amoy kabayo yeah

really? they do this in Mindanao? please verify.

so far they haven't appeared yet ...

be careful what you wish for

a good argument

if the TV was a person

feel free to add your own.

those lying-ass males!

Dinosaurs in outer space!!

We all know petroleum is made from fossilized organic material that has been cooking under tremendous heat and pressure in the earth for millions of years, right? Well scientists have discovered that Titan, one of Saturn's moons, may have hydrocarbons that surpass even the earth's reserves. Now either that means there were dinosaurs or some other living creatures on Titan millions of years ago, or the whole fossil-fuel theory is crap.

In the White House, Bush is thinking of ways to blame the next terrorist attack on aliens from Titan.

"Sir, there arent any terrorists on Titan."

"That's what they want you to think. If you believe there arent terrrists in Titan, then the terrrists have already won. If youre not with me, youre against me."

sh-sh-sh-shark!

yo, joe!!!

use at your own risk

may the farce be with you

Star Wars Valentine Cards

and the kicker.

pure evil

holy shit! break out the shotguns! we got ourselves targets who really deserve double barrels of lead!

unban my love

sheeee-eeet! now the nigga can purchase one! yeeeeeee-haaaaw

target acquired

missile my ass. they're gonna use Iron Man.

VERY BAD IDEA.

best Craigslist ad ever

WTF?

he prolly could bench-press the four of us

honesty ... is such a lonely word

NSF Your Prudent Co W -er

coz catholics must look good.

who's your daddy??

travel scams

a long read, but interesting.

Hwak Tu is down 2.4 points

So says Beijing officials.

The 2007 results all pointed in the right direction: 2.5 percent of
people spat in public, down from 4.9 percent in 2006; instances of
queue jumping dropped to 1.5 percent from 6 percent; and littering fell
to 2.9 percent from 5.3 percent.

We'll take your word for it.

cosmic event

well, he could ... umm, pay them off so his name won't be on the list anymore?

insane weapons of war

... and this one ain't death

well, well, look who's providing a nice example to our countrymen ...

bat me titi?

I knew it!!!

hurray TMZ!

Hollywood pretty boys are wimps.

we're in the wrong profession

Kung Pow, Fat Shit

Happy new year. Try this. It's your Chinese Horoscope online.

Here's what it says about my day today:

Male Earth is your Fame star. This is a period about your fame. Since you tend to expose yourself much more than usual, you will be more judgmental toward people than before. Only good fame will bring you fortune. The events on this day are related to creativity, expression, art, skill, literature, hobbies, talking, food and entertainment. Tiger is your Parent star. This is a period for knowledge. You will spend time with your mentors or elders to learn something from them. Your wealth might decrease because of the expense in the learning cycle. You will care more about your health. The events on this day are related to moving, unstable, lonely, hardworking, religion, creativity, pause, unleash, mystery and strength.

Something related to your reputation might happen during this time. You can express yourself pretty well to the public and gain a good reputation during this cycle. But later, your reputation may suffer do to peoples jealousy. Hopefully, you won’t get sick because of the negative news. Therefore, you need to carefully deal with people not on your side. This will help your money luck for the coming cycle. The sign related to your money is not strong. There is no good short term money investment during this cycle. Generally, the luck on this day to you is fair. The concise prediction for this day is "Fame comes, then goes."

Tiger from this day has a fighting relationship with an animal in birth chart. That means something might bother you a little bit during this during. The aspect is same to the monthly cycle, so find more information is in the monthly cycle.

you say you want an iPhone ...

... right now?

will he sound F.A.T.T. too?

and i say, we don't mind, dear.

could Moses have sounded the same and that's why the pharaoh didn't take him seriously?

yeah, why the hell is he using Dell???

why your baby drowned in his own vomit

addictus facebookus

no different from the people sued

so, Apple/iTunes wants to stab artists in the back eh?

beware of iStockPhoto!

Superhero Physics

banana vote

and in other Super Tuesday news, here's poll worker Sabrina Castanon in Union City, N.J. say hello, Sabrina.


photo appropriated from the Gray Lady.

text for success

next thing you know, you will need to text your stove to cook your food. or your DVR to record American Idol.