Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Drop your weapons.
You have thirty seconds to comply.
In the future, wars will be waged while we're cooking dinner or watching TV. "Hmmm.. looks like the Lithuanian robots are invading again, eh? I wonder what time the Sanjaya concert's on."
In the future, wars will be waged while we're cooking dinner or watching TV. "Hmmm.. looks like the Lithuanian robots are invading again, eh? I wonder what time the Sanjaya concert's on."
ISH #22 (Tuesday Edition)
ok, let's bend the rules here a bit ... no glamour photos this time. because our candidate is really not a run-of-the-mill model per se, but an 18 year old pole vaulter from Norwalk who, due to a naughty "photography enthusiast", garnered unwanted Internet attention.
ironically, her dad, a defense lawyer, who allegedly defended (successfully) quite a few online predators in the past, is now scrambling to raise the fences around his daughter for her own protection.
you can always find pics of her with our trusty Big Brother; there's even some pathetic dudes who cobbled stuff for YouTube.
oh, i forgot to mention - her name is Allison Stokke. now git. and be careful - you never know who's watching. nyahahahahahaha!
ironically, her dad, a defense lawyer, who allegedly defended (successfully) quite a few online predators in the past, is now scrambling to raise the fences around his daughter for her own protection.
you can always find pics of her with our trusty Big Brother; there's even some pathetic dudes who cobbled stuff for YouTube.
oh, i forgot to mention - her name is Allison Stokke. now git. and be careful - you never know who's watching. nyahahahahahaha!
Say what you will about rich people...
... but some of them are really nice.
Unless this guy turns out to be a drug lord seeking absolution.
Unless this guy turns out to be a drug lord seeking absolution.
Monday, June 04, 2007
Tired of Google reading your email?
Here's Scroogle. Web searching without the privacy invasion. At least that's what they say.
the dead pool
best thing about Liverpool: the Beatles (Echo and the Bunnymen a close second).
worst thing: Hooligans masquerading as fans.
worst thing: Hooligans masquerading as fans.
Sunday, June 03, 2007
a sort of ISH special
ok, freaks, geeks and dorks (and even you regular dudes who have nothing better to do than check this blog) ... here's something to waste your time over: a pic collection of the hottest (emphasis: not my words) female chess players in the world. of course, Arianne Caoili is in the list.
am sure your exquisite discriminating tastes will knock off 95% of the field, but who knows, you could find a rough gem or two (readers find Mariam Mansur is the UAE version of Elisha Cuthbert).
and if you do, don't play chess with her.
am sure your exquisite discriminating tastes will knock off 95% of the field, but who knows, you could find a rough gem or two (readers find Mariam Mansur is the UAE version of Elisha Cuthbert).
and if you do, don't play chess with her.
Saturday, June 02, 2007
Friday, June 01, 2007
Japanese sidewalk pancakes
why? because they sick, foo'! if you need some perspective this, rent this shit. or ask me nicely and i might give you a copy.
homo carcharodon
oh yeah, i mean, geez, all the mad dictators of the last few centuries had more of those genes than most! even your everyday serial killer and run-of-the-mill psycho student exhibit those characteristics.
high times
it'd be real comedy if it wasn't a tragedy.
6 idiots held up a bus in Manila, as per this report in the Inquirer. their "well-laid" plans went awry, resulting in a chase up to the outskirts of Manila, after managing to shoot a few hostages (5 dead) and commandeering a vehicle to escape.
amazing. wow. i mean, wow. this only happens in cheaply-produced, badly-written Filipino comedies.
just to let this story have a semblance of a happy ending, the cops eventually caught up with them and 3 of the idiots were killed before the rest surrendered.
the cops should have also shot the stupid toll keepers. but that would be police brutality eh?
6 idiots held up a bus in Manila, as per this report in the Inquirer. their "well-laid" plans went awry, resulting in a chase up to the outskirts of Manila, after managing to shoot a few hostages (5 dead) and commandeering a vehicle to escape.
The suspects ... ordered at gunpoint the driver of the car to drive towards the North Luzon Expressway.
The car drove through the toll gates past the barricade while pursuing cops were delayed when NLEX toll keepers reportedly insisted that they pay the toll.
amazing. wow. i mean, wow. this only happens in cheaply-produced, badly-written Filipino comedies.
just to let this story have a semblance of a happy ending, the cops eventually caught up with them and 3 of the idiots were killed before the rest surrendered.
the cops should have also shot the stupid toll keepers. but that would be police brutality eh?
ISH #21 (Friday Edition)
someone needs your help. with only a few reasonably-known movies to her name, she needs to raise her profile ASAP. that's where you slobbering office slackers come in.
well, at least she has a day job. although you wouldn't know it, the way she loves lazing around. she's actually practicing, in case she finds you interesting. in parting, she has this message for you. now wipe off that drool on your keyboard. and thank your lucky stars she's already 22.
Is She Hot?
ARIELLE KEBBEL
well, at least she has a day job. although you wouldn't know it, the way she loves lazing around. she's actually practicing, in case she finds you interesting. in parting, she has this message for you. now wipe off that drool on your keyboard. and thank your lucky stars she's already 22.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
And the apes send their thanks, too, Al Gore
Biofuels are clearing huge areas of forest.
'On a visit to London, [Richard Leakey,] the former head of the Kenya Wildlife Service said that the shift away from fossil fuels to biofuels was "a great concern" as huge areas of forest in south-east Asia had already been cleared for palm oil plantations, and the pressure could only increase.'
freeloaders!
at least the Philippines isn't even near the top. or that could be because ... we don't have enough computers!!!! nyahahahaha!
Speaking of small men
We all know that Formula 1 is an orgy of greenhouse gases, where small men who earn multi-million dollar salaries drive multi-million dollar cars around tracks while their supermodel girlfriends wait for them in the pits. Those days will soon be over, folks.
[FIA President Max Mosley] asked rhetorically: "Do you know how much carbon dioxide is blown into the air when top teams run two wind-tunnels 24 hours a day, day after day?"Again, thanks a lot, Al Gore. You just ruined a sport Filipinos could excel at.
"We are talking about thousands of tons, and then at the end of the day the races are boring."
"And cars that use 75 litres of fuel to go 100 kilometres are no longer acceptable."
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Germany 1938 Ballot sample
only morons would choose the obvious. but i guess if they had guns to your head ...
Zombies!!
iPod killers are rising from the grave... as bargains. Perfect pasalubong for your relatives back in the motherland.
ISH #20 (Tuesday Edition)
a salute to our forefathers who kept us free from the Nazi jackboots and Japanese imperialism. because of that, we have German car engineering, beer, Voltes V, Playstation and manga. and tentacle sex. woooohoooooo!
for those still fighting a pointless war, hopefully here's what's waiting for you when you get back home. and we hope she's not just in your brain due to severe combat stress.
Ms. Blanche says she wants to pose for you and shower you with TLC.
for those still fighting a pointless war, hopefully here's what's waiting for you when you get back home. and we hope she's not just in your brain due to severe combat stress.
Is She Hot?
IVETTE BLANCHE
Ms. Blanche says she wants to pose for you and shower you with TLC.
Monday, May 28, 2007
Terrorists are people, too
They like having sex in cars and in graveyards. Why not? I say more power to them. Get some while you can, asshole.
Saturday, May 26, 2007
all the comix, all the time
Rotten Tomatoes survey of all comic book movies. and for some vitriol, here's my take on their take.
Friday, May 25, 2007
ISH #19 (Friday Edition)
given the recent announcement of President Bush that this summer will be action-packed, Americans started stacking up on the popcorn and soda. little did they realize he was referring to combat operations in Iraq, which officially ceased in 2003.
speaking of military operations and honoring the valiant warriors of the battlefield, here's someone you should stand at attention for. if you know what i mean. time bandit does.
she has two pieces of advice for you this summer: cool off, and she's the only one allowed to uh, be perky.
speaking of military operations and honoring the valiant warriors of the battlefield, here's someone you should stand at attention for. if you know what i mean. time bandit does.
Is She Hot?
VIKY
she has two pieces of advice for you this summer: cool off, and she's the only one allowed to uh, be perky.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Enough, George, enough!!
Another Star Wars movie in the pipe? Say it aint so, George.
But if you do decide to make one, please let the pros handle it. Stay away from the production and just enjoy it with the rest of us. We'll all be happier for it.
But if you do decide to make one, please let the pros handle it. Stay away from the production and just enjoy it with the rest of us. We'll all be happier for it.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
i ... got problems??
try being taken from your mother, being told that you are a messiah but you can't show off your powers, and working with a hideous-looking alien with a Jamaican accent. and then being teased by a girl way out of your league (and age bracket). but i snagged the bitch anyway. then my own two children cause me problems. and did i mention i don't have a dad? yep, i'm so screwed.
Coming to your neighborhood
A brand new superbug: XDR TB, a drug-resistant strain of tuberculosis already starting to tear through Africa.
The TB bacillus, a bug that has been pesky but totally treatable since the advent of antibiotics in the 1940s, has suddenly morphed into something virtually incurable. And the disease is spread not with a complex exchange of bodily fluids, like AIDS or Ebola, but simply by laughing, talking, coughing or breathing.And it's batting close to 1.000 folks.
Wait, hasnt she been doing that already?
Angelina Jolie says she's taking a year off from acting. Which leaves me rather puzzled because she hasnt been acting. She's been in movies preening and pouting, but acting? She stopped doing that since Tombraider.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
the first picture of you
no, this isn't an Is She Hot? post. just click on the pic above. just click, dammit!!
big D
how come no one made a movie out of this? and totally rewrote it with mutant monsters and government conspiracies?
ISH #18 (Tuesday Edition)
post-election violence ... religious strife ... wackos shooting up churches ... why don't we all just chill and watch hot girls? make love, not war eh? although there is one strong argument for getting too captivated by the ladies: Helen of Troy. the face that launched a war, CGI, movie careers and critical disdain.
so, whatever you do, make sure there isn't an Achilles around. or if there is, your brother can beat him.
Kaelie knows your weakness, and its not your heart. nyhahahahahahaha! take that, blonde-haters!
so, whatever you do, make sure there isn't an Achilles around. or if there is, your brother can beat him.
Is She Hot?
KAELIE HART
Kaelie knows your weakness, and its not your heart. nyhahahahahahaha! take that, blonde-haters!
Monday, May 21, 2007
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Braveheart
This should be a nice movie.
I imagine the Scottinh National Party's speech would go something like:
I imagine the Scottinh National Party's speech would go something like:
Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live...at least a while.
And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to
trade all your days, from this day to that for one chance, just one
chance to tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take... our FREEDOM!!
the exit interview
keep as a reference ... you may have had the same experience and it'll save you time thinking of excuses to write.
the Bat is back.
"thank you for not smoking. and not bringing acid."
click and wait for the reveal - looks like a certain gay cowboy to me.
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Friday, May 18, 2007
What th-??!
Bumblebee isnt a VW bug? What, Disney has the rights to that? New exclusive Transformer trailer here.
But they kept the kitakokiki sound effect.
But they kept the kitakokiki sound effect.
ISH #17 (Friday Edition)
apart from the just-concluded elections, the hot topic on the streets is the "threat of annulment" of the marriage of one of our more famous whores celebrities, from her Turkish cab driver husband. allegedly, he's a prince but here in this blog, we all think his royal lineage is as legit as a three dollar bill.
why am i even mentioning this? well, if i rant about the reduced jail sentence of Paris Hilton, i might just be hastening that stroke lurking around the corner. besides there's nothing to rant about the above-mentioned sham of a marriage. some snickering maybe. and wondering where i saved those pics of her and the 'sultan of brunei' in compromising positions. ah, the 90's and the toddling internet.
oh yeah, the first thing i thought about when i read our candidate's name is that maybe she's Turkish. or something. what the heck. just click away.
Dyanna loves to pose and give you a shave. and if you're nice, she'll do your face too.
why am i even mentioning this? well, if i rant about the reduced jail sentence of Paris Hilton, i might just be hastening that stroke lurking around the corner. besides there's nothing to rant about the above-mentioned sham of a marriage. some snickering maybe. and wondering where i saved those pics of her and the 'sultan of brunei' in compromising positions. ah, the 90's and the toddling internet.
oh yeah, the first thing i thought about when i read our candidate's name is that maybe she's Turkish. or something. what the heck. just click away.
Is She Hot?
DYANNA RAZIN
Dyanna loves to pose and give you a shave. and if you're nice, she'll do your face too.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
No such luck yet, Jess
So this is probably the reason Jessica Alba is trying hard to look like an emaciated death camp survivor, eh? Give her a serious role!
The killing fields
Tropical forests are being destroyed to plant crops destined for the production of biofuels. This would mean that biofuel manufacture could provoke a reduction of land available for food production in countries where there is already hunger, Professor Dieter Helm, a senior advisor to the British government, told the BBC.
And so this global warming crap may end up killing millions. Nice going, Al.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Tan-tan-taraa-a-aaaan!!
Spielberg and Jackson will each direct a Tintin movie as part of a trilogy. The movie will be a 3-D animated feature. 3-D?? Are you guys insane??
"The flicks will be part of a trilogy (it's unknown who will direct the third film)."Let me clue you in. If you insist on 3-D, there wouldnt be a third film because the first 2 are going to flop so bad it'll bankrupt the studio.
Lots of luck, Grant
... as you try to adapt Area 51 for the screen. Remember when Frank Miller tried to write the Batman script? Yes, suck is a word that comes to mind.
children of the cloth
no, this just means the geeks just wised up and got new clothes to go along with that new Wii, Alienware desktop, and Lego Mindstorm kit. probably to impress that hottie waitress at the corner bar.
How to Save the Airlines
HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Come on, now. Where's this guy's Oscar?
After his dramatic turn at the courtroom, this renowned thespian ups the intensity and gives a tour de force.
De Niro? Pacino? Pfah! Might as well retire, paisanos.
De Niro? Pacino? Pfah! Might as well retire, paisanos.
Monday, May 14, 2007
ISH #16 (Tuesday Edition)
election time! resignation time! who cares? its vote for the slut time!
i'll leave the platitudes and palavering to the pols. suffice to say, the girl below needs your attention because her mother just got shot.
you're such a cold-hearted bastard if you can't be moved by this. or this.
i'll leave the platitudes and palavering to the pols. suffice to say, the girl below needs your attention because her mother just got shot.
Is She Hot?
BAMBI
you're such a cold-hearted bastard if you can't be moved by this. or this.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
roll out!
still not the Transformers i know; hope they make me go "wow" this summer.
click below for Hi-Res pics.
click below for Hi-Res pics.
the beginning of the end
soon we will all be arrested for even mentioning terrorist-related words in jest. see you in prison, mofos. or maybe not.
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