zombie infected fish

I feel it in my knuckles, I feel it in your bones

So if you really love me, come on and let it show.

The keyboard player with pop group Wet Wet Wet has been ordered to take part in a domestic violence programme after he admitted assaulting his girlfriend.

And in a revival of the ISH series...

... the Village Voice dares to ask the age-old question: Is she too hot to work in a bank?

From DKNY.CA

It was supposed to be a car review but it turns into a lesson in parenthood.

Good job, Porsche-driving auto journalist. There are too many asshole parents who go ballistic over their kids wrecking the Nintendo out there.

Senor...

... sometimes the matador loses.

ninjas defeat muggers!

NOT.

despite what the news item might try to project, the muggers ran away when they were discovered by the ninjas, not because the ninjas actually came to the rescue and beat up the muggers.

"We started running towards them and they took off. They would have seen five of us in ninja gear ... all in black with our belts on, running toward them.”

geez. that's impressive, mate.

The ninjas gave chase but could not catch the assailants.

FAIL.

am sure Donatella was just as hot ...

is this a new trend?

first it was former pop singer debbie gibson in megashark vs. giant octopus. now see another former pop singer in mega piranha.

females with whistle-bait bodies won't fly anytime soon.

pole position

http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/2010/02/23/2010-02-23_pole_dancing_could_be_recognized_as_a_sport_and_headed_to_the_olympics_.html

time bandit's new vehicle!

two. TWO!!!

expect more bombings and airport lockdowns.

parenting tip. NOT. (nsfw)

that's why China is the world's #1 porn consumer.

holy God! "Avatar" makes you depressed!!!

being repressed is not good

so ... Mormons, what do you have to say for yourselves?

holy shit.

i must investigate this. where the hell are these fucktards coming from?


update: looks like a satire site. whew! but then again, the creatures being made fun of do exist.

i feel the need, the need for passenger ejector seats.

of course there's an explanation!

pot 390, starbucks 208

1) pot is cheaper than coffee
2) pot is much more fun than coffee
3) Denver residents symphatize with Seattle and are boycotting Howard Schultz
4) a new hippie generation has boomed in the Rockies
5) what else can you do in Denver?

its probably ok if it was Sophia Loren.

1987 is so far away

does the list include performing acoustic sets from now on and riding commercial airlines for their tours?

they probably also hemmed and hawed and eventually deleted "... that will change the world" out of the title.


anyone who also has 10 ideas for the next decade, write to the New York times!

who are we to judge?

truth be told, there's something about watching train wrecks. just take notes because it has to be filed under 'how not to raise your kids'.

should we be sort of relieved?