now that's what i call multitasking (possibly NSFW)

Sunday, September 28, 2008

a message for Ryan Reynolds

and Alanis Morissette is here to remind you, of the mess you left when you went away, and it's not fair to deny her, of the cross that she bears that you gave to her, you, you oughta know.

ooppps.


in other related news, thousands of red-blooded males all over the world commit suicide when they heard about it.

Friday, September 26, 2008

offed-line

why don't you idiots all gather in one place and just kill each other?

Thursday, September 25, 2008

you wanna go (t)hathaway?

now that she's available, time bandit, its time to go where the sun don't shine.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Monday, September 22, 2008

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Friday, September 19, 2008

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

what's next? Sarah Palin created the iPod?

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Friday, September 12, 2008

why you should not ask for help on the internetz
quick, time bandit. use your money ON THIS!!!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

bang!

God bless you, rhetorical Republican lovers!

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Monday, September 08, 2008

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Monday, September 01, 2008

so what? Cheney shot Bush! or something like that.