our final April candidate sounds Euro (and she is), and she could stand toe to toe with any of 'em Euromodels. anyway, she just lives a couple of miles away, in Philly. you can just drive there, look her up and ask about her ethnicity (Lithuanian). and other things. or drop a line via MySpace.
Is She Hot?
Jurgita Valts
if Jurgita could cook, i'd vote her to replace Rachael Ray immediately. that'll show Giada. and that Nigella girl.
from most angles, the face looks very average. i'd give it 2.
ReplyDeleterachael ray would score 0. i hope you have nocturnal emissions later, you hypocrite.
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Pfsh. The head shot is too cheesy. No imagination. That open mouthed expression to convey sex is so dated.
ReplyDeleteI also dont like the bod. 2.5.
how is rating her 2 make me a hypocrite, hypocrite?
ReplyDeletebecause you have wrong parking, despite the 2, nyahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeletewhich mouth was conveying sex, again? nyhahahahahaha!
I suppose our pal grif cannot separate aesthetic merit from more prurient instincts. Look, I would boink any of the 2's in the ISH posts in a heartbeat, but that wouldnt change the fact that theyre still 2's.
ReplyDeletenyhahahahahahahaha thank you, boinker!
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