The dick has reasons of which reason knows nothing. Print the list and keep it on your person whenever you go out on a date with that chick you think is the one. When that décolletage your date is wearing is starting to cloud your judgment, it would do you good to excuse yourself, go to the bathroom and read the list. Just to make sure you havent lost your bearings.
solution: pre-nup
ReplyDeletei don't have that problem because i don't have money. ah, the joy of being poor.
ReplyDeleteyou should not be complacent. start making money.
ReplyDeleteeasy for you to say. but at the same time, YOU need a pre-nup.
ReplyDeleteAh, the American solution to every problem: Let my lawyers take care of it. Nyaahahahahaaa!!
ReplyDelete