just to recap ...
1. comment-vote 1 to 5, with 5 being highest.
2. candidates free for all, except highly-visible Playmates and celebs. pornstars ... ummm, maybe ...
3. ignore the photoshopping and makeup; this is all for fun. and potential drooling.
4. WOBUC. watch out before you click.
5. come back every tuesdays and fridays.
oh and one more thing ... if the candidates don't exactly meet your friggin' high standards, well, excuse me, Mr. Hefner.
Is She Hot?
Hannah Hilton
Slightly better mug than the last one, so that's a 3. Body is a little too 'desperate housewife-ish' for someone to be google-able, but still tap-able, so that's about a 4.
ReplyDeleteProvisionary rating is 3.5. However, you have to be really special if youre a blonde. Blonde-ness is a difficult thing to pull off and I dont think this chick did that.
Final rating: 3.
wank-worthy so i give her a 4.
ReplyDeleteaha. and the voting closes with me (hey, where are you, texas nigga?) with a 4.
ReplyDeleteFIVE!!
ReplyDeleteEnough with the sluts. Give us people who dont have to look slutty for a living. Like athletes, news reporters, politicians.
ReplyDelete(Ok so politicians are sluts, but they dont have to look slutty for a living.)
oh someone's complaining. sorry, all we have are sluts. deal with it. or get a lavalife subscription. maybe time bandit can share.
ReplyDeleteIm sorry I didnt read the fine print after "Playboy Playmates (except the Cybergirls) are way too obvious, so let's just leave them out. Celebrity actresses and singers and their ilk* are out too."
ReplyDelete*"and their ilk" refers to athletes, news reporters, politicians, doctors, lawyers, scientists, philosophers, etc., who arent sluts. In short, all we have are sluts.
right. go find me a "www.wearenotsluts.com" or some website that provides info and glossy photos on the "and their ilk" segment of the female population. don't forget the glossy, glamour photos. did i mention the glossy, glamour photos?
ReplyDeleteWhat th-? Glossy glamor photos? And why do you spell glamor with a 'u'? Are you some kind of fashionista or something?
ReplyDeleteHere are a few names to start you off with. Some guys there too. I decided to include them because you spell glamor with a 'u'. Nyaahahaahhaa!!!
Oops. Damned tags. The link is here.
ReplyDeletewhat th- ?! i said female. fe-male. if i didn't know sasha cohen (not borat), in a dark room i'd think she was a he.
ReplyDeleteUnless she had a glmoUr shot. Nyaahahahaa!
ReplyDeleteHey! Where's the Comments link to Slut #3?
ReplyDeleteHow about this list of news anchors?
ReplyDeleteChuck out the number one on the list. Five isnt high enough. Nyahahahaa!!
you meant 'check out' right? and nope, that's still a 4 to me.
ReplyDeleteOf course she is a 4 to you. She isnt a slut. Nyaahahahaa!!
ReplyDeletepaging Dr. Melfi. there's a Hypo Crates on line 2.
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