zombie infected fish

I feel it in my knuckles, I feel it in your bones

So if you really love me, come on and let it show.

The keyboard player with pop group Wet Wet Wet has been ordered to take part in a domestic violence programme after he admitted assaulting his girlfriend.

And in a revival of the ISH series...

... the Village Voice dares to ask the age-old question: Is she too hot to work in a bank?

From DKNY.CA

It was supposed to be a car review but it turns into a lesson in parenthood.

Good job, Porsche-driving auto journalist. There are too many asshole parents who go ballistic over their kids wrecking the Nintendo out there.

Senor...

... sometimes the matador loses.

ninjas defeat muggers!

NOT.

despite what the news item might try to project, the muggers ran away when they were discovered by the ninjas, not because the ninjas actually came to the rescue and beat up the muggers.

"We started running towards them and they took off. They would have seen five of us in ninja gear ... all in black with our belts on, running toward them.”

geez. that's impressive, mate.

The ninjas gave chase but could not catch the assailants.

FAIL.

am sure Donatella was just as hot ...