a blog about nothing

zombie infected fish

2010-06-30T23:44:00.001-04:00

I feel it in my knuckles, I feel it in your bones

2010-06-14T21:43:00.003-04:00

So if you really love me, come on and let it show.

The keyboard player with pop group Wet Wet Wet has been ordered to take part in a domestic violence programme after he admitted assaulting his girlfriend.

And in a revival of the ISH series...

2010-06-03T05:22:00.002-04:00

... the Village Voice dares to ask the age-old question: Is she too hot to work in a bank?

From DKNY.CA

2010-05-30T21:17:00.002-04:00

It was supposed to be a car review but it turns into a lesson in parenthood.

Good job, Porsche-driving auto journalist. There are too many asshole parents who go ballistic over their kids wrecking the Nintendo out there.

Senor...

2010-05-24T03:50:00.003-04:00

... sometimes the matador loses.

ninjas defeat muggers!

2010-05-20T11:23:00.003-04:00

NOT.

despite what the news item might try to project, the muggers ran away when they were discovered by the ninjas, not because the ninjas actually came to the rescue and beat up the muggers.

"We started running towards them and they took off. They would have seen five of us in ninja gear ... all in black with our belts on, running toward them.”

geez. that's impressive, mate.

The ninjas gave chase but could not catch the assailants.

FAIL.

2010-05-16T16:39:00.000-04:00

am sure Donatella was just as hot ...

is this a new trend?

2010-04-08T23:07:00.001-04:00

first it was former pop singer debbie gibson in megashark vs. giant octopus. now see another former pop singer in mega piranha.

2010-03-25T10:35:00.000-04:00

females with whistle-bait bodies won't fly anytime soon.

pole position

2010-02-23T22:39:00.001-05:00

http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/2010/02/23/2010-02-23_pole_dancing_could_be_recognized_as_a_sport_and_headed_to_the_olympics_.html

2010-02-05T23:52:00.000-05:00

time bandit's new vehicle!

2010-02-03T20:38:00.000-05:00

two. TWO!!!

2010-02-03T20:10:00.001-05:00

2010-02-03T08:53:00.001-05:00

2010-01-12T12:47:00.000-05:00

expect more bombings and airport lockdowns.

2010-01-12T11:20:00.000-05:00

parenting tip. NOT. (nsfw)

2010-01-12T07:44:00.000-05:00

that's why China is the world's #1 porn consumer.

2010-01-11T14:25:00.001-05:00

holy God! "Avatar" makes you depressed!!!

being repressed is not good

2010-01-09T10:18:00.002-05:00

so ... Mormons, what do you have to say for yourselves?

holy shit.

2010-01-09T01:31:00.002-05:00

i must investigate this. where the hell are these fucktards coming from?

update: looks like a satire site. whew! but then again, the creatures being made fun of do exist.

2010-01-08T21:50:00.001-05:00

i feel the need, the need for passenger ejector seats.

2010-01-08T19:05:00.003-05:00

of course there's an explanation!

2010-01-08T09:45:00.002-05:00

pot 390, starbucks 208

1) pot is cheaper than coffee
2) pot is much more fun than coffee
3) Denver residents symphatize with Seattle and are boycotting Howard Schultz
4) a new hippie generation has boomed in the Rockies
5) what else can you do in Denver?

2010-01-06T23:23:00.000-05:00

its probably ok if it was Sophia Loren.

1987 is so far away

2010-01-05T07:47:00.004-05:00

does the list include performing acoustic sets from now on and riding commercial airlines for their tours?

they probably also hemmed and hawed and eventually deleted "... that will change the world" out of the title.

anyone who also has 10 ideas for the next decade, write to the New York times!

who are we to judge?

2010-01-03T21:28:00.004-05:00

truth be told, there's something about watching train wrecks. just take notes because it has to be filed under 'how not to raise your kids'.

2010-01-02T12:04:00.000-05:00

should we be sort of relieved?

2009-12-21T10:06:00.001-05:00

geisha in the 21st century

2009-12-04T12:32:00.001-05:00

and i didn't think of this because ....?

Exorcist: the sequel

2009-11-13T08:00:00.000-05:00

2009-11-10T11:07:00.000-05:00

HWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

2009-10-13T12:26:00.001-04:00

and what happens if she procreates?

2009-10-12T22:39:00.000-04:00

Susan Sarandon has a daughter?!

sing!

2009-10-08T23:50:00.001-04:00

new Lady GaGa song: bu-bu-bu-bu-butterface.

sissy soldier

2009-10-03T09:34:00.001-04:00

2009-09-28T22:27:00.001-04:00

and why do i not want to live in Jersey? ahhhh.

Oh look! It's an ad for hats!

2009-09-24T19:52:00.001-04:00

Wha-???

2009-09-23T20:40:00.000-04:00

yes, SHE CAN!

This is officially creepy

2009-09-22T20:27:00.001-04:00

Yes we can.

gone to pot

2009-09-19T09:22:00.001-04:00

he's saying "this is what i think of your cooking!"

2009-09-15T17:13:00.000-04:00

a Snake Eyes fan!

Colonel's chicken

2009-09-06T13:28:00.001-04:00

2009-08-31T23:37:00.001-04:00

2009-08-23T21:25:00.000-04:00

OK, FINE, WHATEVER!

Take that, Ken Lee!

2009-08-23T02:45:00.000-04:00

via Plurk.

2009-08-22T16:58:00.000-04:00

to the love cave!

2009-08-22T15:32:00.001-04:00

Ukrainian Star Wars Wedding

screw

2009-08-21T08:06:00.003-04:00

see, despite having a Playboy model wife, some people still can't make it work.

2009-08-20T07:48:00.002-04:00

Ronald McDonald's evil intentions revealed!

shock therapy

2009-08-18T00:18:00.003-04:00

i thought kids today are so inured to violence and the like. but if it helps, why not? you can also show them the gory details and see if that also sticks.

for your viewing pleasure

2009-08-14T09:38:00.000-04:00

This is how we limerick-roll

2009-08-14T01:53:00.000-04:00

Dont you just love it to bits

Our leader's in glamor and glitz

Because it's essential

To be presidential

Even when the country's in the shits

via JZ.

Oink.

2009-08-12T09:17:00.000-04:00

There once was a woman, a midget
Who asked how fat would a pig get
If it dined on caviar
Smoked Havana cigars
And racked restaurant bills in six digits?

Dirty, rotten...

2009-08-12T01:07:00.000-04:00

So what are we sposed to do now
With this little lady from Lubao?
Her power is such
That no one can touch
Her riches, her power, and rule now

2009-08-11T22:13:00.001-04:00

YOU got the look!

2009-08-11T21:10:00.000-04:00

you sure this is not a Guy Ritchie flick?

2009-08-11T14:53:00.000-04:00

it's a small world after all.

communication is key

2009-08-11T14:50:00.001-04:00

failing that, people can still be stupid idiots. (watch till the end)

2009-08-11T13:16:00.000-04:00

bored, bored, bored.

2009-08-10T10:06:00.000-04:00

and that is why you gots fired.

Ngorkzz.

2009-08-08T23:11:00.001-04:00

There once was a girl from Pampanga
Who, while others wallowed in hunger
Ate Le Cirque's whole menu
With her entire retinue
Of lackeys, a brood of hogmongers

(With a tip of the helmet to Marocharim and Sparks.)

someone will be in hot water

2009-08-08T09:31:00.002-04:00

2009-08-07T07:07:00.000-04:00

determine if you are gonna get some action!

2009-08-06T16:10:00.000-04:00

made you check it out eh?

Grif's probably chewing his fingernails...

2009-08-06T12:06:00.002-04:00

... as he battles the paralyzing throes of withdrawal from his current addiction.

The popular social networking site Twitter has been hit by a denial of service attack, according to Twitter co-founder Biz Stone.

(Biz Stone? Come on tell me your real name.)

2009-08-05T13:35:00.001-04:00

oh, THERE's a manual?!

2009-08-05T13:31:00.000-04:00

easy choice here: DON'T GO TO REHAB.

2009-08-05T10:07:00.000-04:00

you need to watch the news.

take a break

2009-08-04T09:42:00.001-04:00

and now something for all you hardworking people out there (not you, @roomiediaz!)

you want him to make that pencil disappear ...

2009-08-04T09:39:00.002-04:00

... in your eye?

2009-08-04T09:37:00.000-04:00

can't believe there's so many loonies around.

'W', not a 'B'

2009-08-03T10:12:00.002-04:00

while Jego may go for flatheads, Timebandit goes for witches.

Megan Fox has always been a bitch

2009-08-01T21:25:00.001-04:00

watch the whole clip. little boy with a rose, you are not alone. but it's not a big loss. you will find your star.

2009-08-01T21:13:00.001-04:00

holy crapola! your kid will hate you.

2009-07-22T20:21:00.000-04:00

but what if he wants porn? or a Big Mac??

2009-07-21T23:50:00.000-04:00

it's like a Windows hater suddenly becoming Microsoft CEO.

2009-07-21T23:48:00.000-04:00

i ain't afraid of no ghost

all you need to know about Twilight

2009-07-16T22:24:00.000-04:00

2009-07-16T06:24:00.001-04:00

watchu talkin' about, Willis??

2009-07-16T06:07:00.001-04:00

yes, this is getting ridiculous.

2009-07-16T06:04:00.001-04:00

we should eat there sometime

2009-07-13T23:21:00.000-04:00

kids these days

presidential speeches

2009-07-13T18:39:00.000-04:00

2009-07-13T11:57:00.001-04:00

i'm so ronery ... so ronery.

It's the American thing to do

2009-07-13T11:38:00.004-04:00

Texting girl falls into manhole, parents sue city.

My prediction? Parents will win, thus rewarding stupidity.

2009-07-13T06:44:00.000-04:00

catfight! catfight!

2009-07-12T19:10:00.000-04:00

start them young, why don't you?

2009-07-12T18:53:00.000-04:00

wanna know where your idols are?

It's all a friggin sham

2009-07-11T20:51:00.003-04:00

Bono's environment-love ek, that is.

Put another way, U2's CO2 emissions are reportedly the equivalent to the average annual waste produced by 6,500 British people, or the same as leaving a lightbulb running for 159,000 years.

Damn these celebrities and their hypocrisy. It's all your fault, Gore.
And look at how one fan justifies all this:

"The carbon footprint of this might be quite large, but the spiritual rewards to the audience of this are those that enhance a life," Mark Reed wrote in a review for the Final Word website. "If all life were bread and water, then there would be nothing to lift mankind above the amoeba."

Spiritual rewards? It's a friggin rock concert! It's where thousands of people go to listen to rock songs performed live, then go home and do whatever it is theyve been doing. You'd think Bono was some kind of Jesus or something. Spiritual rewards. Pfsh!

But wait! Maybe it's okay because Bono will pay money to offset the carbon emissions: